CYBER HUMOR: MAN, WWWOMAN.Byline: Associated Press Associated Press: see news agency. Associated Press (AP) Cooperative news agency, the oldest and largest in the U.S. and long the largest in the world. Here is one of the jokes making the rounds in the office, as compiled by Cindy Hall, a creator of Web sites for Netscape: An inhibited in·hib·it tr.v. in·hib·it·ed, in·hib·it·ing, in·hib·its 1. To hold back; restrain. See Synonyms at restrain. 2. To prohibit; forbid. 3. engineer was shipwrecked on a secluded se·clud·ed adj. 1. Removed or remote from others; solitary. 2. Screened from view; sequestered. se·clud island. After months of living on coconuts and bananas ba·nan·as adj. Slang Crazy: "That's the horrible thing when you're bananas , another survivor appeared from the other side of the island. While he'd slept on the beach and stared at the waves, she'd made a rowboat, a brightly painted house with running water, and other amenities. She asked if there was anything he was missing, anything he was lonely for, anything that would be nice to have right now. ``Yes, there's something I've yearned for,'' he said. ``But on this island alone for so long, it was impossible.'' ``Well, now it's not impossible,'' she said. The man jumped up in excitement. ``You mean, you've figured out a way to check out e-mail here?'' he asked. |
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