CRIT-O-MATIC.Byline: - David Kronke EVE - Two stars Logline: Clothing designer Shelley (hip-hop star Eve) looks for love in Miami with her assorted, one-from-column-A, one-from-column-B colleagues: sassy sas·sy 1 adj. sas·si·er, sas·si·est 1. Rude and disrespectful; impudent. 2. Lively and spirited; jaunty. 3. Stylish; chic: a sassy little hat. and classy - by UPN UPN User Principal Name (Microsoft Windows 2000) UPN United Paramount Network UPN Unión del Pueblo Navarro (Navarrese People Union) UPN Umgekehrte Polnische Notation standards, that is - Natalie Dessell-Reid and arrogant beauty Ali Landry Ali Germaine Landry (born July 21, 1973) is a former Miss USA (1996), model and actress. She is recognized as the Doritos Girl from her popular 1998 Super Bowl commercial. In 1998, she was named by People magazine as one of 50 most beautiful people in the world. . She meets seemingly nice guy Jason George when her spangly span·gle n. 1. A small, often circular piece of sparkling metal or plastic sewn especially on garments for decoration. 2. A small sparkling object, drop, or spot: spangles of sunlight. dress gets caught on his pants zipper zipper Device for binding the edges of an opening, as on a garment or a bag. A zipper consists of two strips of material with metal or plastic teeth along the edges, and a sliding piece that interlocks the teeth when moved in one direction and separates them again when moved . ``A little help, please - caught on man's crotch crotch n. The angle or region of the angle formed by the junction of two parts or members, such as two branches, limbs, or legs. ,'' she quips, wanly. Their first date goes disastrously. Still she wonders: Could he be the one? Noteworthy performances: Naah. Originality: Two stars Credibility: One and one half stars Laughs per episode: Two tonight. Inadvertent laughs: There are some moments when performances seem bizarrely amateurish, seeming incongruous with the project's overall production values. Who should lose their job: Whoever wrote the line where Shelley's boyfriend assesses some singles-bar booty: ``Body like J.Lo - face like hell, no!'' And expect those pointless man-in-the-street interviews about relationships to disappear soon. Where: UPN (Channel 13) When: 8:30 tonight. In a nutshell: Pretty schizophrenic - generic one moment, crass and off- putting the next, sort of funny soon after and kind of sweet here and there. But it doesn't add up to anything memorable, just another standard-issue situation comedy. CAPTION(S): photo Photo: no caption (Eve) |
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