CRAIG McGILL: Coke show they've got the bottle.

Byline: CRAIG McGILL

YES it's an old gag, eat football, drink football, be shaped like a football after drinking all that Coke.

But it turns out they're doing something decent for the game. No, not hiring a hitman to bump off the SFA, something that could be even better.

No, it's not Carmen Electra turning up naked for Scotland games, but it's nearly as good - they're offering pounds 250,000 to a club to buy a player.

They're also offering pounds 10k to whoever picks the club, but being the devout fans that you are, I'm sure that'll be added to the pounds 250,000. After all it could help keep Ronaldinho at East End Park for another 20 or 30 seconds.

Now that might not seem a lot - Craig Bellamy probably pays his gardeners more - but with the state of some of our clubs, sorry all of them, this could help. Go to www.coca-colafootball.co.uk for more details.

And yeah, you can just see some wide-boy winning this and going "The crowd are like an extra player so me and my mates are keeping the cash."

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FORGET IT: Carmen Electra