CHUCK NORRIS VS. CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW. WHO'D WIN?Byline: BITE The Register-Guard Chuck Norris Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an American martial artist, action star, and Hollywood actor who is known for playing Cordell "Cord" Walker on Walker, Texas Ranger and his iconically tough image. - Chuck Norris NEVER looses! Chuck Norris. His tears cure cancer - except he doesn't does·n't Contraction of does not. cry Neither - they would join forces and become completely unstoppable I have to go with Jack Sparrow Jack Sparrow is a fictional character in the Pirates of the Caribbean universe. He was introduced in (2003) and appeared in the back-to-back sequels, (2006) and (2007), where he was portrayed by Johnny Depp. - his off-balance pirate fighting would be too much for Chuck Norris Chuck Norris - he never turns his back on people and I am going to marry him Captain Jack Sparrow - because I'm tired of hearing about Chuck Norris Chuck Norris - have you seen the total gym The Total Gym is an exercise machine used for strength training and pilates training marketed and sold under the Total Gym brand by efi Sports Medicine, Inc. It is primarily sold through the use of infomercials for home use and is also sold to the commercial and rehabilitation and what it can do? Captain Jack Sparrow - he's like God, only in a manlike form. |
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