CASANOVA PORTER'S 8000 CONQUESTS; He gets pounds 3500 for `extra service'.A casanova hotel porter told yesterday how he bedded 8000 female guests then won pounds 3500 from his boss for providing an "extra service". Blue-eyed charmer charm·er n. 1. One that charms, especially a disarmingly attractive person. 2. One who casts spells; an enchanter or magician. Noun 1. Umberto Billi was sacked for being too worn out from sex to carry suitcases. But the 45-year-old got pounds 3500 damages after claiming his reputation as a stud made the Venice hotel a fortune in extra business. He told a court in the city how he worked out in the gym to improve his physique physique /phy·sique/ (fi-zek´) the body organization, development, and structure. phy·sique n. The body considered with reference to its proportions, muscular development, and appearance. , and read great literature so he could impress his conquests with his sophistication so·phis·ti·cate v. so·phis·ti·cat·ed, so·phis·ti·cat·ing, so·phis·ti·cates v.tr. 1. To cause to become less natural, especially to make less naive and more worldly. 2. . He added: "In my nine years at the hotel I made around 8000 women happy - sometimes three or four in one night. "I made a fortune for that hotel. Thanks to me, it was always fully booked. "Many women kept coming back from all over the world. They crossed oceans on account of me." Umberto's claims were backed by a 40-year-old American businesswoman who went back to the hotel six summers running for sex romps with him. She said: "He'd knock on Noun 1. knock on - (rugby) knocking the ball forward while trying to catch it (a foul) rugby, rugby football, rugger - a form of football played with an oval ball rugby, rugby football, rugger - a form of football played with an oval ball my door at midnight and we'd make love as the gondolas glided by. It was heaven. "He deserves to win his case. I must have spent thousands in the hotel because of him." The hotel's boss slammed the court ruling, saying: "He should pay me back for all the hours I paid him while he was making love." Umberto is Umberto I (born March 14, 1844, Turin, Piedmont, Kingdom of Sardinia—died July 29, 1900, Monza, Italy) King of Italy (1878–1900) and duke of Savoy. The son of Victor Emmanuel II, he fought in the wars against Austria (1866). now working as a psychiatric psy·chi·at·ric adj. Of or relating to psychiatry. psychiatric adjective Pertaining to psychiatry, mental disorders nurse and expecting a baby with his girlfriend. "I'm in semi-retirement," he joked. "Only one woman a night from now on." |
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