Bust up in the jungle.

WHAT'S over-inflated and in danger of collapsing under its own weight? Coverage of Katie Price, pictured, on I'm A Celebrity, of course.

If you were thinking of something else, shame on you.

They were happy little campers in the jungle until the arrival of Ms Price in a bid to find "closure" over Peter Andre.

A word to the wise, dear. If you want to get over someone, don't go back to the place where you fell in love. That's not closure, it's publicity, it's a massive pay cheque, but it's not exorcising any inner demons.

She hadn't even arrived when the celebrities swapped smiles for frowns in the expectation of the chaos that follows Katie wherever she goes.

Then she was there and, all of a sudden, the cameras could not take their lens off her. It was like What Katie Did, What Katie Did Next, and what Katie will do tomorrow.

What we did see, however, was illuminating. Poor old fragile ex-camper Camilla Dallerup, smooth George Hamilton with his sexist comments, stay-in-thebackground Sabrina Washington. Best bit so far from hosts Ant and Dec: Ant showing his Team Andre T-shirt.

An early annoyance proved to be cleaner Kim Woodburn.

Does that woman ever shut up? She even nagged the bugs that bit - and it's her description, not mine - her bosoms.

No wonder she found all the food tokens falling into the submerged tomb in her Bushtucker Trial - they just dropped into her cleavage.

When all was said and done the campers mostly got on better with Katie than they thought.

But you can't accuse any of them of intellectual conversation.

The subjects under discussion: Katie's boobs, inevitably, and breaking wind.

Chef Gino D'Acampo was trumpeting about life at home.

He said he hated women who broke wind and wouldn't speak to them for a day. You can just imagine Mrs D'Acampo gorging on baked beans in his absence and having the time of her life repeating herself.