Bruno's Embush; RAPPER'S "FURY" AT FLYING ANGEL'S BARE-FACED CHEEK.Byline: Clemmie Moodie; Danielle Lawler COMEDY genius Sacha Baron Cohen
Sacha Noam Baron Cohen[1] (born 13 October, 1971) is an English comedian, writer and actor most noted for his comic characters Borat (a Kazakh reporter), Ali G (a junglist-hip hop gangsta wannabe ruffled ruf·fle 1 n. 1. A strip of frilled or closely pleated fabric used for trimming or decoration. 2. A ruff on a bird. 3. a. A ruckus or fray. b. Annoyance; vexation. 4. a few feathers after a night of excruciating Eminem-barrassment. His effeminate ef·fem·i·nate adj. 1. Having qualities or characteristics more often associated with women than men. See Synonyms at female. 2. Characterized by weakness and excessive refinement. alter-ego Bruno, decked out in an outrageous angel costume, hovered above the starspangled crowd at the MTV MTV in full Music Television U.S. cable television network, established in 1980 to present videos of musicians and singers performing new rock music. MTV won a wide following among rock-music fans worldwide and greatly affected the popular-music business. Movie Awards - and wiggled his bare buttocks in Eminem's horrified hor·ri·fy tr.v. hor·ri·fied, hor·ri·fy·ing, hor·ri·fies 1. To cause to feel horror. See Synonyms at dismay. 2. To cause unpleasant surprise to; shock. face. He may have seen Bruno's backside but the 36-year-old rapper - renowned for comedy cameos in his videos - didn't appear to see the funny side. Instead, his burly bodyguards moved in to wrestle a wriggling Bruno off Eminem's lap as the spoof Austrian fashion icon shrieked: "Hey don't touch me guys, I already have a boyfriend. Hey guys, let's continue this in my hotel room." The fuming rapper then moaned: "Are you serious? Get this mother f***er off me, man.'" Bruno claimed to have the wires of his safety harness caught in his private parts. He screamed in agony: "Help me! Let me down! One of the wires is trapped around my kugelsack!" The frenzied crowd at the Gibson Amphitheatre in Los Angeles hollered and whooped their delight as the rapper then prepared to leave in a huff with his minders. And in a reference to Eminem's No1 single back in 2000, Bruno quipped: "Is the real Slim Shady about to stand up?" Mmm, that's either one of the sharpest one-liners ever or the whole thing's a massive publicity stunt - with both parties behind it. Apparently, Eminem couldn't get the image of Bruno's bottom out of his head for the rest of the evening - and is already plotting his revenge. Our mole tells us: "Bruno's jokes are hilarious - well, the majority of people think so. "But Em's not a person to be messed with. "His blood was boiling after the gag, and he vowed to get his own back. "All the way home and well into the night Em was ranting to pals that it wasn't over." We under-stanhe is planning to pen a new track to slam Sacha - attacking everything from his posh-boy roots to the size of his tackle. Well, he should know all about that - he had a fairly good close-up. Another person interested may be Cameron Diaz, who watched the whole thing in hysterics. We're told: "Afterwards she was desperate to meet Sacha in person and asked everyone which party he was headed to." He's Sacha catch! WATCH the Movie Awards on MTV One at 7pm tonight. And to see the video of Eminem and Bruno - and Bruno's bottom, of course, go to mirror.co.uk/3am CAPTION(S): FUMING: Eminem stalks out of the ceremony while Bruno is still dangling FALLEN ANGEL: Bruno descends towards a worried-looking Eminem (inset) BUM RAPPER Eminem recoils in horror as Bruno's bottom homes in on his face CLIPPED WINGS: Eminem's beefy beefy, beefyness 1. in dog conformation, used to describe overdevelopment of musculature in the hindquarters. 2. in cattle, used to designate the desirable physical conformation of a beef animal, but an undesirable character in dairy cattle. bodyguards struggle to haul the suspended Bruno off their boss CAM OFF IT Diaz can't believe her eyes HIGH JINKS Stunned Zac and Vanessa BEAM ME UP Star Trek star Quinto |
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