British embassies tired of bizarre requestsHelp! I've just had my breasts enlarged and I don't like the new size. British embassy -- sort out my boobs! Along with tips on jam-making and how best to discipline naughty boys, these are just a few of the bonkers requests being fired at British embassies around the world, the Foreign Office said on Thursday. The country's 261 diplomatic missions Noun 1. diplomatic mission - a mission serving diplomatic ends delegation, deputation, delegacy, commission, mission - a group of representatives or delegates foreign mission, legation - a permanent diplomatic mission headed by a minister across the globe are getting fed up of bizarre demands for help from Brits abroad, some of whom seem to think the British embassy is an agency for finding lost sunglasses sunglasses A tinted pair of glasses used to ↓ light arriving at the eye, which are labeled according to the amount of UV light blocked; nonprescription glasses are classified according to use and amount of UV radiation blocked Sunglasses and paying bills. "If you have a serious problem abroad -- maybe you've been involved in an accident, have lost your passport or are a victim of crime -- we can help you," said Juliet Maric, the British Consul consul, title of the two chief magistrates of ancient Rome. The institution is supposed to have arisen with the expulsion of the kings, traditionally in 510 B.C., and it was well established by the early 4th cent. B.C. in Alicante on the Spanish east coast. "But we can't tell you who is allowed to use your swimming pool, pay your taxi fares for you -- or do anything about the exchange rate. "We regularly get enquiries from people who think we're a one-stop-shop for any problem they might encounter while abroad; this can be frustrating frus·trate tr.v. frus·trat·ed, frus·trat·ing, frus·trates 1. a. To prevent from accomplishing a purpose or fulfilling a desire; thwart: as we need to focus resources on the serious cases that we're there to help with." One lady, unhappy with the size of her newly-boosted breasts following surgery, asked if the embassy could help. A mother asked the Florida consulate Consulate, 1799–1804, in French history, form of government established after the coup of 18 Brumaire (Nov. 9–10, 1799), which ended the Directory. to help her teenage son pack his suitcase and give him a lift to the airport as he was feeling unwell. One person called in consular assistance Consular assistance is the assistance by the diplomatic agents of a country to those of nationals who are overseas. Such assistance may take the form of:
A holidaymaker in Italy asked the embassy where a particular brand of shoes could be bought. Other requests have included asking for embassy staff to pay a bill when a credit card had "maxed out" and a traveller asking "Can you tell me how to make my naughty son behave?" "Our embassies are not there to provide weather reports or give advice on unruly children," said consular affairs minister Chris Bryant ''For the British television writer, see Chris Bryant (writer) Christopher John Bryant (born January 11, 1962) is a British politician and is the Labour Member of Parliament for Rhondda, which he has held since 2001. . "It's important that British nationals understand what the Foreign Office can and can't do for them." 
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