BrianReade: Cook a poodle poo.Byline: Brain READE WHAT a wonderful story about the student who bought a packet of ham only to find the words "dog shit Noun 1. dog shit - fecal droppings from a dog dog do, dog turd, doggy do faecal matter, faeces, fecal matter, feces, ordure, BM, dejection, stool - solid excretory product evacuated from the bowels " listed on the ingredients. The company are mortified mor·ti·fy v. mor·ti·fied, mor·ti·fy·ing, mor·ti·fies v.tr. 1. To cause to experience shame, humiliation, or wounded pride; humiliate. 2. that those words ended up on their packets. Possibly because if everyone gets to hear of the added ingredient, there'll be a stampede for the stuff. Let's be honest, these cheap processed meats are 80 per cent water, so a bit of dog shit might add some taste. And tone down your breath. In fact, when other firms hear about this novel idea of spicing up bland meat, it could lead to a competitive frenzy. So prepare yourself for the following TV advert: "This isn't just dog shit, it's hand-picked Marks & Spencer King Charles cavalier spaniel spaniel: see sporting dog; toy dog. spaniel Any of several breeds of dogs used to flush game. Spaniels originated in Spain, but most modern breeds were developed in Britain. Breeds range from 14 to 20 in. dog shit." |
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