Bottoms up!

Invited my friends to see me in a fashion show at the mall. I'd just gotten a spray tan and looked great. The bikini I wore was a bit big, so I tied it tight. It was fine when I walked onto the runway, but on the way back it fell down, revealing my butt!

My crush and I were on the same softball team in P.E. I tried to show off, but I slipped and threw a wild ball. He was bent over, and my ball hit him in the head! He had to stop playing and get an ice pack. I'm lucky he still talks to me.

I was walking down the school hall, when my crush and his friend whistled and shouted at me. I turned around and saw them pointing at my butt. My skirt was tucked into my tights, and my froggy underwear was showing!

My date leaned in to kiss me at a movie when I felt something on my head. Someone was throwing popcorn at me. My mom and sibs had followed us into the theater! My crush hasn't talked to me since.

My Girl Scout troop was having a sleepover. After changing into my PJs, I must have dropped my already-worn panty. Our leader held it up in front of everyone and asked whose it was. I had to get up and say it was mine!

At the mall, my mom and I walked by a lingerie store, and she said, "Do you need undies?" I heard snickering and turned around. Some guys I know were standing right there.

My mom chaperoned my class trip to the Ohio Caverns. She videotaped everything for the class to watch later. Everyone loved it but, afterward, there was a home video of me singing and jumping around to "Dancing Queen" by Abba. People imitated me for weeks.

My super-hot crush came to my volleyball practice. I tried to impress him by doing a great spike. I jumped up to hit the ball but landed right on the net instead. I missed the ball, and the net fell over.

Our school went on a field trip to Six Flags Great America. I was excited because my crush was in my group. I kept following him, trying to get his attention. But I was so busy flirting that I walked right into a trash can. Ugh.

My BF and I were studying at Borders when my favorite song came on. I got up to dance, and my BF joined in! I was boogeying down an aisle backward, when I crashed into a rack of CDs. They all fell to the floor. I was bright red, but my BF said, "That's why I love you ... you're so entertaining!"

My class took a field trip on a charter bus, and I got locked in the bathroom. I banged on the door, and a teacher finally let me out with a key. Later, I got locked in again! I was "locked" in because I wasn't turning the handle far enough. The bogs were laughing so hard.

I had gotten a new outfit to wear to the launch party for PSP. I walked onto the red carpet and thought I was looking pretty good. The next day, my publicist called me and was like, "Brenda, you have to look at this picture from last night's event." It turns out my zipper was down the whole time! It was horrible. Truly embarrassing. When it's forever captured in a photo, it's even worse.