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Boob tube: MTV used to be about ambition. Now it's about hot tubs.


Given the number of times it was hyped and replayed during MTV's other programs, even the network's casual viewers could not have missed the signature moment of last winter's season of the channel's emblematic program, "The Red World." During the second episode, in a casino whirlpool on the Las Vegas strip The Las Vegas Strip (also known as The Strip) is a 4 mi (6.7 km) section of Las Vegas Boulevard South, most of which has been designated an All-American Road. , Trishelle, the full-figured airhead from the bayou whose mother died when Trishelle was 14, moseyed across the hot tub to Brynn, the all-American party girl from rural Washington state, and started kissing and groping grope  
v. groped, grop·ing, gropes

v.intr.
1. To reach about uncertainly; feel one's way: groped for the telephone.

2.
 her. Steven, the straight guy working to put himself through business school by tending a gay bar, turned to the camera, and gave it an unmistakable what's-a-guy- to-do? look. Then he joined in. The girl-on-girl action gave the moment a certain edgy salaciousness sa·la·cious  
adj.
1. Appealing to or stimulating sexual desire; lascivious.

2. Lustful; bawdy.



[From Latin sal
 that had eluded dramatic high points of previous editions of the show, most of which involved too-drunk cast members stumbling about, It also lacked something else, more important for the nation's first reality television program: any element of plausible reality.

"The Real World" gave birth to the entire genre of reality television, and it has has taken on to be everything that many people have come to hate about such programs: a lowest-common-denominator, near-pornographic sensibility, and the pervasive sense that we are not watching real people or events, but something soap-operatic and staged. But in its early years, when the program was at least a little bit better, "The Real World" embodied the sorts of characteristics that fueled reality television's extraordinary rise to popularity: the intensely personal dramas, the vivid characters, and the sense (as was the case on "Survivor" or "American Idol American Idol is an annual American televised singing competition, which began its first season on June 11, 2002. Part of the Idol franchise, it originated from the British reality program Pop Idol. ") of the almost-attainable-exotic, the notion that we were seeing a world that we did not quite belong to, but wished we did.

Those first shows were aired when I was 13, and I loved them absolutely. They gave viewers like me a sense that there was a more sophisticated, urbane, mature version of cool out there to which we might aspire, once we escaped the stultifying, tyrannical cool of adolescence. It also gave us some idea of what that new cool might look like. It would involve many friends who had dreadlocks dread·locks  
pl.n.
1. A natural hairstyle in which the hair is twisted into long matted or ropelike locks.

2. A similar hairstyle consisting of long thin braids radiating from the scalp.
, and some who were intimately acquainted with the operation of turntables. Brightly colored t-shirts with ironic slogans would abound. We would "know people who were gay, who were from foreign countries, and maybe even some who were both gay and from foreign countries. Heartbreak would be involved. We would believe deeply in things. There would be exposed brick, and facial hair Noun 1. facial hair - hair on the face (especially on the face of a man)
hair - a covering for the body (or parts of it) consisting of a dense growth of threadlike structures (as on the human head); helps to prevent heat loss; "he combed his hair"; "each hair
. We would sometimes be depressed, but when we were depressed, attractive people of the opposite sex would talk to the camera and say how sexy we were when we were depressed; it would be cool to be brooding. We would all he starting out in careers, but they would be exciting (at least to us)--cartoonist, punk rock singer. Everyone would tell us our dreams were not attainable but we would know they were. And we would all grin sheepishly sheep·ish  
adj.
1. Embarrassed, as by consciousness of a fault: a sheepish grin.

2. Meek or stupid.



sheep
 when we admitted that we had been less-than-cool in junior high, but everyone would laugh and not believe us, because how could you believe that we had once not been cool? We didn't realize we were being herded into a narrow cultural corridor from which we would emerge as full-fledged yuppies, renovating row" houses and evaluating progressive private schools and pasta pots. We just thought we were going to be cool.

From the beginning, critics said that the fantasy of "The Real World" presented was deeply parochial--a "Saturday Night Live This article is about the American television series. For the show related to Big Brother (UK), see Saturday Night Live (UK).

Saturday Night Live (SNL
" skit at the time depicted the show as a lot of whiny twenty-somethings in flannels arguing over who had to feed the fish--and they were right, it was parochial. But for people my age, life itself was pretty small-minded, and the parochial ideal that MTV MTV
 in full Music Television

U.S. cable television network, established in 1980 to present videos of musicians and singers performing new rock music. MTV won a wide following among rock-music fans worldwide and greatly affected the popular-music business.
 was selling (your hip twenties) was a whole lot better than the parochial culture we were involved in (middle school). Plus, there was a sweet earnestness to those early episodes that inquiring adolescents could appreciate. The characters struggled with real career ambitions and romantic interests. They were not simply acting for the camera: They were acting out their lives. Unlike teenagers who were (and still are) the program's target demographic, the show's characters were in their mid-20s. They had clearly defined and articulated ideas of what they wanted to do with their lives--to be a cartoonist or a dancer--and they were trying to get there. In the first four seasons, the overarching, propulsive drama was that of people starting to immerse themselves in quasi-adult lives and careers, and the episodes documented the ways in which their experiences corrupted or emboldened em·bold·en  
tr.v. em·bold·ened, em·bold·en·ing, em·bold·ens
To foster boldness or courage in; encourage. See Synonyms at encourage.

Adj. 1.
 their original notions of who they were.

But "The Real World" has since changed its formula dramatically. No longer an outlet for twenty-somethings to brood about their future careers, the show has become a cyclic three-month on-air party for teenagers to mingle in hot tubs and obsess ob·sess  
v. ob·sessed, ob·sess·ing, ob·sess·es

v.tr.
To preoccupy the mind of excessively.

v.intr.
 about the present. The locales have changed--from creative meccas like New York New York, state, United States
New York, Middle Atlantic state of the United States. It is bordered by Vermont, Massachusetts, Connecticut, and the Atlantic Ocean (E), New Jersey and Pennsylvania (S), Lakes Erie and Ontario and the Canadian province of
 and London to vacation spots like Las Vegas Las Vegas (läs vā`gəs), city (1990 pop. 258,295), seat of Clark co., S Nev.; inc. 1911. It is the largest city in Nevada and the center of one of the fastest-growing urban areas in the United States. , New Orleans New Orleans (ôr`lēənz –lənz, ôrlēnz`), city (2006 pop. 187,525), coextensive with Orleans parish, SE La., between the Mississippi River and Lake Pontchartrain, 107 mi (172 km) by water from the river mouth; founded , and Hawaii. MTV has rejiggered the show to require characters to engage in artificial, season-long contests or projects--like putting together a fashion show--which the characters embrace in the way most American teenagers experience spring break: as a big party. The houses, which started off as funky lofts, have become ludicrously large and fancy fantasy palaces: the top floor of the Palms Hotel, a chateau in Paris. The characters don't even look like real people anymore--they are far, far too attractive, the guys all balled-up pecs and biceps and the girls all slim, languorous lan·guor  
n.
1. Lack of physical or mental energy; listlessness. See Synonyms at lethargy.

2. A dreamy, lazy mood or quality: "It was hot, yet with a sweet languor about it" 
 limbs. The show never depicted ugly people, but the characters, in the beginning, had the luxury of being only ordinary looking. By Las Vegas, the cast looked like refugees from a workout video.

MTV made its name by beaming an edgy version of urban cool to middle-American teens, which put it in the position of preaching to its audience, or at least to those suburban kids who "already dreamt of the big city. "The Real World" was a crucial part of this image, and it also let the network document for its viewers one way in which adolescents become adults (a topic of eternal interest to the teenaged audience). But MTV now uses the show to broad cast a much different narrative of how to grow up: spring break, hookups, and drunkenness. This is much closer to the experiences and fantasies of most teenagers. This new image has won MTV more viewers--the network and "The Real World" are both more popular than they ever have been. But as MTV has revamped its notion of what is cool, it has thrown its aspirational message overboard.

Hip to be square

When MTV launched in 1981, the New York-based network aired nearly 24 hours of music videos--interspersed with stunts of the sort that snarky snark·y  
adj. snark·i·er, snark·i·est Slang
Irritable or short-tempered; irascible.



[From dialectal snark, to nag, from snark, snork, to snore, snort
; with-it New Yorkers would play on a clueless clue·less  
adj.
Lacking understanding or knowledge.


clueless
Adjective

Slang helpless or stupid

Adj. 1.
 nation. There was a phone-in contest to win a Prince concert in your hometown, whose winner was a Mormon girl from rural Utah (the concert occasioned loud local protests). It force-fed the nation Madonna, at the time an unknown party girl from the Lower East Side who ran with Warhol. MTV sent a young, cute drag queen drag queen Female impersonator, gynemimetic Sexology A ♂ with ♀ affect–often 'overplayed'; a ♂ homosexual and ♀ wannabe, with ♂ genitalia; DQs may take hormones to ↑ breasts, and thus are hormonally, but not surgically  out on tour with Van Halen, and laughed as the oblivious California rockers repeatedly hit on him (or her). This sensibility appealed to certain adolescents (I loved it), and MTV's viewership grew fast and furious. The network, which then saw itself as "cutting-edge," embraced new cultural developments which more mainstream outlets eyed warily. For example, when "Yo, MTV Raps!" went on the air in 1988, hip-hop was still largely an underground phenomenon from which big record labels and radio stations shied away, but MTV recognized that it was bound to be a very big deal.

By the early '90s, the network had raised its sense of its own social conscience and saw its role as a political and cultural cluing-in point for youth hungry to be in touch with the broader world. "MTV News MTV News is the news division of MTV, the first and most popular music television network in the U.S., as well as some of MTV's related channels around the world. MTV News began in the late 1980s with the program The Week In Rock " grew more sophisticated; no longer content just to detail the minor adventures of celebrities, it sent correspondent Tabitha Soren Tabitha Soren (born Tabitha Lee Sornberger on August 19 1967 in San Antonio, Texas) was a reporter for MTV News. She is perhaps best known as the public face for MTV's "Choose or Lose" campaign designed to inspire young people to vote.  to report from the presidential campaign trail in 1992. The network's "Rock the Vote" campaign for youth voter registration Voter registration is the requirement in some democracies for citizens to check in with some central registry before being allowed to vote in elections. An effort to get people to register is known as a voter registration drive. Centralized/compulsory vs.  was high-profile; Bill Clinton took advantage of the opportunity to reach new young voters, by starring as the sole guest of an MTV election special where teenagers questioned him about his candidacy. Liberal establishment types, who had spent the '80s wagging adult fingers at MTV, later hailed the network's public service messages such as "get involved," and "wear a condom." The music also had political dimensions, from the militant black empowerment rap group Noun 1. rap group - a gathering of people holding a rap session
assemblage, gathering - a group of persons together in one place
, Public Enemy to didactic liberals like Pearl Jam and R.E.M. to the feminist strummers of the Lilith Fair Lilith Fair was a concert tour and traveling music festival, founded by musician Sarah McLachlan, that consisted solely of female solo artists and female-led bands; it ran from 1997 to 1999. . Although you sometimes got the sense that MTV had gotten itself into a public position it didn't really know what to do with--such as when a flirty blonde asked candidate Clinton whether he preferred boxers or briefs--there was also something charming about the network's earnest agenda. For all the tiresome chatter about Generation X's ironic, disengaged dis·en·gage  
v. dis·en·gaged, dis·en·gag·ing, dis·en·gag·es

v.tr.
1. To release from something that holds fast, connects, or entangles. See Synonyms at extricate.

2.
, navel-fixated brooding, it was nice to see MTV plunging its teenaged viewers into the real world, complete with ideas, politics, and consequences.

"The Real World" was born in this moment of the network's history. The premise of the first show was to put a microscope to the lives of seven young people who had moved to New York in order to make it in the entertainment industry: an aspiring model, a rapper, a dancer, a critic, an artist, and a singer. The show worked because these were real people, doing real things, and encountering the new" and unexpected.

Archetype archetype (är`kĭtīp') [Gr. arch=first, typos=mold], term whose earlier meaning, "original model," or "prototype," has been enlarged by C. G. Jung and by several contemporary literary critics.  cast

But by 1997, the program had begun to chase the cultural moment, rather than creating it. For the first time, in "The Real World 5: Miami," MTV decided that the cast's real lives weren't quite enough to bear the dramatic heft of the show, and so they gave their seven characters something to do; the cast members had to conceive of Verb 1. conceive of - form a mental image of something that is not present or that is not the case; "Can you conceive of him as the president?"
envisage, ideate, imagine
 and develop a business, with the help of a couple of thousand dollars of MTV seed money, and the show would track the struggles of the start-up (the enterprise they settled on, "Delicious Deliveries," never got off the ground). It was an idea with groundbreaking potential: In the late '90s, the sexy firing to do after college was to be an entrepreneur, and MTV was uniquely placed to document that experience. But the network didn't track a group of people who had already started a business on their own. They selected seven young people for other characteristics (diversity, on-air dynamism, looks) and then told them to become businessfolk. Whereas "The Real World" had once felt organic, following young people in their lives as they lived them, it now seemed artificial: As in "Survivor," or much of the present crop of reality television, it erected arbitrary hoops for its cast to jump through.

But in a way, the project was necessary--the Miami cast members were simply not as interesting as their predecessors, and for several reasons. First of all, they were younger and their ideas of who they wanted to become were less decreed. By setting the show in a city where most of the cast were not expecting" to live permanently (this was the first of' "The Real World's" vacation locales) the producers gave the show an air of fleetingness, a sense that nothing that happened here really mattered. Then, too, the show had come to be seen as an emerging engine of celebrity, and so the current cast members spent much of their on-air time engaged in self-branding (the winsome win·some  
adj.
Charming, often in a childlike or naive way.



[Middle English winsum, from Old English wynsum : from wynn, joy; see wen-1
 gay guy, the Latina sparkplug spark·plug  
tr.v. spark·plugged, spark·plug·ging, spark·plugs Informal
To inspire or energize (an endeavor, for example).
). From the beginning, "The Real World's" casts seemed to be assembled through a fairly transparent quota system Quota System can refer to:
  • Quota System (Royal Navy), a system in place from 1795 to 1815 for manning British naval ships
  • Reservations in India
  • Quota Borda system
, which basically remains in place today. Most casts featured a series of archetypes: the urbane gay guy, the outspoken black woman (chip-displayed-prominently-on-shoulder), the wacky white guy, the sweet Middle-American girl, the hick. In the early episodes, these differences seemed more authentic, and mutable mu·ta·ble  
adj.
1.
a. Capable of or subject to change or alteration.

b. Prone to frequent change; inconstant: mutable weather patterns.

2.
: When the hick and the outspoken black woman spoke to one another, for instance, you could feel their perceptions shifting. Now, the characters seem to wear their backgrounds like proud, stubborn labels, and their interactions on the show' only force them deeper into their own archetypes. The characters, it seemed, were just trying to leverage their appearances into future television gigs. By the eighth season of the show, set in Hawaii, each of the cast members was still in college. Their concerns possessed a corresponding, adolescent irrelevance: Amaya worrying about her large breasts and endlessly asking Colin to please be a little nicer to her; Kaia wondering whether or not she was bisexual.

By the late 1990s, all of MTV's programming was getting less aspirational. In a 1999 article in The New Fork Timer Magazine, Marshall Sella sella /sel·la/ (sel´ah) pl. sel´lae   [L.]
1. a saddle-shaped depression.sel´lar

2. s. turcica.


sella tur´cica
 was moved to write: "All in all, MTV seems to envision daily life as an endless game of pool in which people antagonize each other, then storm off to points unknown." But the same focus on teenage dramas and concerns that critics deplored has, in fact, brought more young viewers to the network. After facing declining ratings in the mid-1990s, the network hired executives Van Toffler and Brian Graden Brian Graden (born 1963) is an American television executive.

Graden grew up in Illinois and graduated from Hillsboro High School in 1980. He graduated from Oral Roberts University in 1985 with a degree in business, and later graduated with a MBA from Harvard.
 to give MTV'S programming a facelift: Their brief was to reduce reliance on music videos to increase the ratings among the target young audience. "[In the early '90s] we had influential content, influential music, things were changing, but we had low, low ratings," Judy McGrath Judy McGrath, (born 1952 in Scranton, Pennsylvania)[1]) is the current CEO of MTV Networks. Channels she directs include, other than the music channels, MTV, MTV2, and VH-1, Comedy Central, Nickelodeon, and TV Land. , at the time MTV'S president, told New York magazine this summer. "Back then, our steady diet was a lot of leading-edge stuff, and not a ton of people were watching"

So Graden and Toffler made the network look more like its viewers. They introduced "Total Request Live," which became the network's signature program, a phone-in-and-vote show that gives its teenage music fans exactly what they ask for. The tastes of the young TRL TRL

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Notes:
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 voters, who voted incessantly from home for their favorite groups--mostly benign-imaged, dull-as-vanilla teen-pop bands (good ones like 'N Sync, awful ones like O-Town, 98 Degrees, or Jessica Simpson)--also pushed those same groups even higher on the playlist A file that contains an index to a selected group of music files on the computer. Using digital jukebox software such as iTunes and Winamp, playlists are created by the user by dragging and dropping titles from a master index. The software may be able to create a playlist automatically.  for all of MTV's programming. The network added a host of new reality programs. "Sorority Life Sorority Life was a reality television show on MTV that aired from June 24, 2002 to May 28, 2003. The show consisted of girls pledging to become part of a sorority. First Season
The first season occurred at University of California, Davis.
" and "Fraternity Life Fraternity Life was a reality television show on MTV that aired from February 26, 2003 to January 1, 2005. The show consisted of college boys pledging to become part of a fraternity. The show was a spin-off of Sorority Life. " detail the weepy, vomit-soaked ins and outs ins and outs  
pl.n.
1. The intricate details of a situation, decision, or process.

2. The windings of a road or path.
 of college life. "True Life" shows hour-long documentaries about typical teenage problems: a girl who's too fat to make the cheerleading The examples and perspective in this article or section may not represent a worldwide view of the subject.
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 squad, a workout-obsessed boy trying desperately to beef up. "Spring Break: Undercover" tracks hyper-fit college students as they get drunk and contrive con·trive  
v. con·trived, con·triv·ing, con·trives

v.tr.
1. To plan with cleverness or ingenuity; devise: contrive ways to amuse the children.

2.
 to hook up in party locales like Cancun. "Jackass jackass: see ass. " is a series of gross-out skater-punk tricks and stunts, the sort of stuff that bored suburban teens might pull in their spare time. Now the network's programming effectively mimics the lives and experiences of its viewers. The shift in programming has helped MTV's ratings climb for free consecutive years, and more people now watch the network than ever before.

Some Critics have complained that this dumbing-down reflects an attempt to lure a younger audience. This is true in part, but not completely: the average age of the network's viewer is slightly over 20 years old, which is not much different than what it has been throughout the network's history. And though critics (and the network's executives) have pointed to shows like "Total Request Live" as evidence that MTV is catering to an younger audience, even those shows like "The Real World," which executives say are meant for a general audience, have gone through these significant changes. The crucial variable may not be age, but aspiration.

MTV has always pursued teenagers; what has changed is the sort of teenagers it is chasing, and what ideal of cool it established to court them. During" the 1980s and early 1990s, the network tried to convert its viewers, suggesting to hungry-for-hipness suburban teens that there was something out there cooler and more compelling than their own high school melodramas. The gospel has since changed. What MTV is selling its teen audience now (with "Sorority Life," "Fraternity Life," "Spring Break: Cancun," a more juvenile "Real World") is a bland vision of the immediate future in which the first years of college look pretty much like high school, but without parents or homework. The focus is on having fun, not being challenged by new or different experiences.

Of course, it's a little sentimental to pine for the early days of a television program that probably was never all that good in the first place. Certainly, the first few seasons of "The Real World" could be brooding, reflective, and static. In a way, the new version of MTV is being more honest with its audience, the hot tub threesome incident aside. Most of its viewers were never likely to move to the big city to hobnob hob·nob  
intr.v. hob·nobbed, hob·nob·bing, hob·nobs
To associate familiarly: hobnobs with the executives.
 with rock stars, run vote-registration drives, and think deeply about their world. Most of its viewers, by contrast, will likely go to college and party. But that promise of cultural revolution held out in MTV's early years was enticing, glamorous, and for some teenagers, useful: It let them imagine possibilities for their future that they might not otherwise have seen so vividly. The grunge grunge - /gruhnj/ 1. That which is grungy, or that which makes it so.

2. [Cambridge] Code which is inaccessible due to changes in other parts of the program. The preferred term in North America is dead code.
 generation has gotten a bad rap, but the early '90s was a hopeful moment for young people. MTV's vision of current youth culture, which has drawn more viewers to the network, is by contrast bland and unremarkable.

Migrants and homebodies Homebodies is the third episode from the of the popular American forensic crime drama , which is set in Las Vegas, Nevada. Plot Summary
Grissom and Warrick investigate when the mummified remains of an old woman are found in a closet.


America more than any other country has long been about the freedom to leave where you are and who you are--to light out for a new frontier and become something different, bigger, better. This is one of our nation's central myths, and that dream informs our notion of what makes us unique. But it has also always been a minority taste, even in the most open and dynamic of rimes, like the early 1990s. Most people in America stay put, physically and culturally, and have no overwhelming longing to be very different from how they grew up. There are good and bad things to say about both impulses, the migrant's and the homebody's. The former can he snarky, elitist e·lit·ism or é·lit·ism  
n.
1. The belief that certain persons or members of certain classes or groups deserve favored treatment by virtue of their perceived superiority, as in intellect, social status, or financial resources.
, and somewhat alienating. The latter can be confining, unimaginative, and resistant to needed change. There's a common pattern to the way the tensions between the two impulses play out each generation as manifestations of youth culture. Think of rock music, for instance, or jeans: They started out announcing a new breed of migrants, and end up typifying the homebodies. This slow fade, from cutting-edge to undeniably establishment, has also been the trajectory of "The Real World." Many of the viewers who bought into the ideals of early episodes ended up enacting them. But it is likely that a far greater number did not. What MTV is seeing, in the popular new episodes of "The Real World," may be evidence of the way that calibration is weighted. Most teenagers do not aspire to a different kind of life. For them, getting to go on spring break every now and again is fantasy enough.
I Want My MTV History

1981    Music Television (MTV) goes on the air.
1984    At the first MTV Video Music Awards,
        Madonna sings "Like a Virgin" in a wedding
        dress. Her virginity remains in question.
1987    "Headbangers Ball," a heavy metal video show,
        debuts. Mullet craze reaches its apex.
1988    "Yo! MTV Raps" debuts. Hip-hop culture soon
        compromised by 14-year-old white suburbanites.
1990    MTV helps launch "Rock The Vote," a public-service
        campaign to encourage voter registration
        among youth. Vote remains unrocked.
1992    "The Real World" debuts. Nontelevised world
        revealed to be sham.
1993    "Beavis and Butt head, "cartoon starring two
        suburban misfits, debuts. Subliterate teens
        become pop culture icons.
1997    "Daria," animated show featuring deadpan ironic
        outsider, pokes fun at conformist high-school
        culture. Most high school kids watch.
1998    "Total Request Live, "call-in show hosted by non-threatening
        Carson Daly debuts. Across country,
        best friends named Caitlin receive shout-outs.
2000    "Jackass" debuts. Cracks appear in foundation of
        Western civilization.
2002    "The Osbournes" puts a camera in the home of
        profane, dysfunctional rocker Ozzy Osbourne
        and family. Average American family feels better
        about itself.


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