Bob Shields: Winner's bum note.Byline: Bob Shields MY invitation to the Scottish Licensed Trade Awards dinner in Glasgow last week must have got lost in the post. So I missed a chance to leer at host Natasha Kaplinsky, left, in the flesh. But I'm told of one nominated publicanwho promised his table guests that if he won, he would get his hand on Miss Kaplinsky's perfectly formed rear. And he did. All that BBC stiff upper lip stiff upper lip n. An attitude of determined endurance or restraint in the face of adversity. Noun 1. stiff upper lip training is obviously working. As they posed for pictures with his hand firmly attached to her left buttock but·tock n. 1. Either of the two rounded prominences on the human torso that are posterior to the hips and formed by the gluteal muscles and underlying structures. 2. buttocks The rear pelvic area of the human body. , Natasha didn't flinch an inch |
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