Blondes Strike Back!A New Functional Keyboard Gives Blondes, Everyone Else a Fighting Chance one dependent upon the issue of a struggle. See also: Fighting Posh, Pink and Intelligent with a Sense of Humor Noun 1. sense of humor - the trait of appreciating (and being able to express) the humorous; "she didn't appreciate my humor"; "you can't survive in the army without a sense of humor" sense of humour, humor, humour WASHINGTON -- Just in time for Christmas, a new high-tech device is being released with transformational technology to brighten bright·en tr. & intr.v. bright·ened, bright·en·ing, bright·ens To make or become bright or brighter. bright up everyone's workspace at the office or home. Keyboard For Blondes([TM]), while playing upon the fair-haired, stereotypical profile, is more than a way to add color to your PC. It's a fun and ultra-functional keyboard filled with proprietary software that adds new features to a traditional keyboard. The keys actually say things like "OopsO." and "You're deleted!" and "Duhhhh?!." Hit the "$" sign and you get a cash register clinking clink 1 intr. & tr.v. clinked, clink·ing, clinks To make or cause to make a light, sharp ringing sound: clinked their wineglasses together in a toast. n. . It even lets you tap out musical notes. 70 unique features in all. "At first glance, you may think the only thing different about this keyboard is its funny keys and its bubble-gum pink color," said Kiki Ryan, spokesperson for Keyboard For Blondes. "But, upon closer examination, you'll see the differences that make any owner the talk of their family, friends and colleagues." "People think it's a novelty gift and then they get totally addicted ad·dict·ed adj. 1. Physiologically or psychologically dependent on a habit-forming substance. 2. Compulsively or habitually involved in a practice or behavior, such as gambling. to this revolutionary breakthrough in keyboard fun," Ryan added. The keyboard, which has been drawing strong European interest in recent weeks, is ready for its U.S. release with these helpful and humorous keyboard characteristics: * Space Bar is now called, "The Big One: I need my space." * The top row of "F" function keys now spells "Useless Keys." * The backspace (1) To move the screen cursor one column to the left, deleting the character that was in that position. A backspace to the printer moves the print head one column to the left. (2) To move to the previous block on a magnetic tape. key now says "Oops!" * New functionality for texting such as keys for "OMG (1) See Object Management Group. (2) "Oh my God!" See digispeak. OMG - Object Management Group ," "LOL "Laughing out loud" or "lots of luck." See digispeak. (chat) LOL - "laughing out loud", or "lots of love" or "luck". ," and unique twists: "ALI" (Absolutely Love It!) and "ZZZD" (Boring Date). * And besides the talking keys, the number keys actually have musical notes on them. In addition to the unique functionality (patent applied) involving only a brief minute of downloading, this keyboard has interactive capabilities that make it easy to connect to cool and interesting Web sites. Perfect! Keyboard For Blondes([TM]) is available now for the holiday season. Visit www.KeyboardForBlondes.com for further information. The keyboard and its unique software sell for an introductory price of $49.95, plus shipping and handling USA $9.99 (subject to change). Keyboard For Blondes([TM]) is manufactured by European Trends Etc. |
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