Black-light busted! And how was your day?I went to a party at a cosmic bowling alley, and my crush was there. I should not have worn a white bra because, once the black light hit, the bra showed through my shirt! My crush's sister pointed and yelled, "Look-her bra is glowing!" I was out with my BF, and I was chewing gum chewing gum, confection consisting usually of chicle, flavorings, and corn syrup and sugar (or artificial sweeteners). Prehistoric people are believed to have chewed resins. . I was so nervous when he leaned over to give me my first-ever kiss. Magical? Not exactly. My gum got stuck in his braces! My BFFs and I were all crammed cram v. crammed, cram·ming, crams v.tr. 1. To force, press, or squeeze into an insufficient space; stuff. 2. To fill too tightly. 3. a. To gorge with food. into one curtained fitting room fitting room n (in shop) → probador m fitting room fit n (in shop) → cabine f d'essayage fitting room fit to try on clothes a the mall. Since there was only one hook, I hung my clothes on the curtain rod A curtain rod or traverse rod is a device used to suspend curtains, usually above windows or along the edges of showers, though also wherever curtains might be used. . Well, the rod fell down--and I was standing there in nothing but my panties pant·ie or pant·y n. pl. pant·ies Short underpants for women or children. Often used in the plural. [Diminutive of pant2. . My friends thought it was hysterical. Ha-ha. While my parents were out for the night, I ordered pizza. I thought I'd have time to shower, but the doorbell rang while I was in the bathroom. I jumped out, wrapped a towel around me and grabbed my money. I know the lady who delivers our pizza, so I answered the door in my towel. But no delivery lady. The cutest guy in school had dropped by to get his social studies assignment! I sneezed in class one day and, at the exact same time, I accidentally cut the cheese. The boy next to me turned and asked, "How did you do that?" He thought my sneeze sneeze, involuntary violent expiration of air through the nose and mouth. It results from stimulation of the nervous system in the nose, causing sudden contraction of the muscles of expiration. had made the noise! I was shopping with my grandmother, and she wanted to see I a top I was trying on. When I stepped out of the dressing room, she said, "Don't you think it's a bit tight around your chest?" I said "no" because I loved the shirt. Turns out my crush and his friends were just outside the dressing room. My grandmother turned to them and said, "Boys, don't you think this shirt is a little tight on my granddaughter?" I was going to a sleepover, and my ride was waiting outside. I quickly grabbed a pair of underwear and stuck it in the water bottle pocket on my backpack. I totally forgot I had put it there, but everyone at school on Monday sure noticed that I had underwear hanging out of my backpack! It was the joke of the whole eighth grade. I saw my crush walking past my house, so I jumped off the couch and put on a totally cute outfit. When I caught up with him, he cracked up. I got angry and asked, "What's so funny?" He pointed to the back of my skirt, where there was a Post-it note Post´-it note n. 1. A small sheet of paper having the back part partly covered with a non-permanent gum which allows the note to be attached temporarily to another object, and easily removed without leaving any trace of glue on the object to that read, "I still wet the bed." My little brother is such a dork! My mom folds laundry on the same table where I do homework. One day, I was running late so I quickly grabbed my books and ran out the door. When I got to class, the kids laughed hysterically. My mom's huge red bra was dangling from my books! My face turned the color of the bra. This hot guy was walking toward me at the mall. I decided to make eye contact, so I didn't see the trash can In the Macintosh, a simulated garbage can used for deleting files and folders. The trash can keeps the files intact in case the user wants to restore them, but can be "emptied" from time to time to save disk space. in front of me. I tripped over it and went headfirst head·first also head·fore·most adv. 1. With the head leading; headlong: went headfirst down the stairs. 2. Impetuously; brashly. into a huge Valentine display. My crush and his girlfriend constantly break up and get back together. I heard they broke up for good, so I approached him at his locker. Just as I blurted out that I like him, his ex came over and hugged him. Turns out they had gotten back together during fourth period. Ugh. |
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