Bitter, party of one.One bad sound bite sound bite n. A brief statement, as by a politician, taken from an audiotape or videotape and broadcast especially during a news report: "The box has been spitting forth maddening nine-second sound bites" is enough to sink a presidential candidate (remember John Kerry's disastrous remark "I actually did vote for the $87 billion before I voted against it"?.). Fortunately for the current crop of 2008 contenders, the following comments were made off-the-record. Oops. "I'm the cutest candidate, so I've got the gays, but tell Bruce Weber Bruce Weber may refer to:
adj. 1. a. Lacking ambition or purpose; lazy: a shiftless student. b. Characterized by a lack of ambition or energy: studied in a shiftless way. by a lake." --John Edwards 'The Republican Party needs to get out of this 'God' business and back into extortion." --John McCain "I've changed my position on gays, abortion, and stem cells stem cells, unspecialized human or animal cells that can produce mature specialized body cells and at the same time replicate themselves. Embryonic stem cells are derived from a blastocyst (the blastula typical of placental mammals; see embryo), which is very young . When will these Jesus freaks be happy?" --Mitt Romney "The next damn time someone asks me what race I am, I'm going to say Mariah Carey." --Barack Obama "What's a good coded biblical phrase for 'Nuke the Arabs'?" --Sam Brownback "I told Chelsea she can't come out until my second term." --Hillary Rodham Rodham is an English surname which may refer to a number of persons or places. People Family of Hillary Rodham Clinton
'My prostate is doing a better job than George Bush." --Rudy Giuliani "I'm for gay marriage, but the gays are ignoring me. What do I have to do--blow George Michael?" --Dennis Kucinich |
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