Bitter, party of one.Like many, I hope the Democrats, now that they're in charge of Congress, can fix the mess left by the Bush administration and its GOP enablers. The task is daunting daunt tr.v. daunt·ed, daunt·ing, daunts To abate the courage of; discourage. See Synonyms at dismay. [Middle English daunten, from Old French danter, from Latin , but I have some suggestions: * Forget this "bipartisanship" nonsense. Republicans have proved themselves to be incompetent, power-mad gluttons who are as negotiable as a Vegas hooker. The American people An American people may be:
* Amend the Patriot Act. We all hate terrorists and want them destroyed, but we still want to download porn. I want my XTV! * End subsidies to Big Oil, unless they can figure out a way to harness Rush Limbaugh's hot air as an energy source. * Ignore endless insults regarding Nancy Pelosi's appearance. Straight white men cannot surrender authority to a female without repeatedly calling her a hag. * Fix airport security, if only to allow us to carry on mouthwash mouthwash /mouth·wash/ (mouth´wosh) a solution for rinsing the mouth. mouth·wash n. A medicated liquid for cleaning the mouth and treating diseased mucous membranes. again so our breath won't smell like Jack SparroWs. * Trash Bush's tax cuts. Corporate executives can do without one lousy Pebble Beach weekend so a few more poor kids can eat. And if church leaders keep endorsing Republicans, tax them until they're forced to hold Sunday school in Wal-Mart parking lots. * Force Mary Cheney to name her baby "Chelsea." And order Dick and Lynne Cheney to atone for past silence on LGBT LGBT Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender issues by serving as national chairs of PFLAG PFLAG Parents, Families and Friends of Lesbians and Gays (since 1972; Washington, DC) . * Incarcerate in·car·cer·ate tr.v. in·car·cer·at·ed, in·car·cer·at·ing, in·car·cer·ates 1. To put into jail. 2. To shut in; confine. Ann Coulter. Fabricate the charges if you have to. I hate her. * Pass legislation to retroactively declare Brokeback Mountain the rightful winner of Best Picture for 2005. |
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