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Bitter, Party of one.


Last year's Oscar snub of Brokeback Mountain for Best Picture showed how little power gays in Hollywood have. But if they were in charge, they should insist on some new Academy Award categories. I suggest the following for this year's kudos-fest on February 25:

Best Human Visual Effect: Daniel Craig's chest in Casino Royale

Best Performance With Face in Naked Obese Man's Crotch: Sacha Baron Cohen
For the figure skater, see Sasha Cohen.


Sacha Noam Baron Cohen[1] (born 13 October, 1971) is an English comedian, writer and actor most noted for his comic characters Borat (a Kazakh reporter), Ali G (a junglist-hip hop gangsta wannabe
, Borat

Best Pair We'd Rather See Do Porn: Hugh Jackman and Christian Bale, The Prestige

Best Performance by a Closet Case on Crystal: The Reverend Ted Haggard Ted Arthur Haggard (June 27, 1956) is a former American evangelical preacher. Known as Pastor Ted to the congregations he has served, he is the founder and former pastor of the New Life Church in Colorado Springs, Colorado; a founder of the Association of Life-Giving , Jesus Camp Jesus Camp is a 2006 documentary directed by Rachel Grady and Heidi Ewing about a pentecostal summer camp for children who spend their summers learning and practicing their "prophetic gifts" and being taught that they can "take back America for Christ."[1].  

Best Bulge: Brandon Routh Brandon Routh (born October 9, 1979) is an American actor and former fashion model. He grew up in Iowa before moving to Los Angeles to pursue an acting career, and subsequently appeared on several television series throughout the early 2000s. , Superman Returns
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Title Annotation:WINNER
Author:David, Jim
Publication:The Advocate (The national gay & lesbian newsmagazine)
Date:Feb 27, 2007
Words:101
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