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Big world.


DUDE, THE PACKAGE IS THE MOST EPIC DUDE EVER. I know I've said that about other people in the past, but this time I mean it. I wrote those very words about Dave Duncan Dave Duncan can refer to different people:
  • Dave Duncan (baseball), a Major League Baseball player and pitching coach
  • Dave Duncan (writer), a Canadian fantasy writer
  • David Duncan, a government witness in the Enron scandal
 in my last article, but I don't think Dave would mind be de-throned by Package. Did you ever hear about the three-way call between Package, Duncan, and Hosoi while Hosoi was in the slammer A worm that caused a billion dollars worth of damage on the Internet on January 25, 2003. Slammer infected computers all over the Internet by generating random IP addresses and causing the computer's buffer to overflow with its own instructions that replicate itself and start the process ? Whatever. I use Package as a friendship test. Whenever I meet a skater, I'm like "Have you ever heard of the Package?" If they have, we're usually bros. If not, they're later'd. I first started hearing about Sid "The Package" Abruzzi from Sloppy Sam when he lived in the laundry room A laundry room (also called a utility room) is a room where clothes are washed. In a modern home, a laundry room would be equipped with an automatic washing machine and clothes dryer,and often a large basin, called a laundry tub, for hand-washing delicate articles of clothing such  of the Howard House Howard House can refer to the following:
  • Howard House (Seattle), an art gallery
  • Howard House (East New York), a former hotel and railroad depot
 in SE Sam would always tell these wicked gnarly (jargon) gnarly - /nar'lee/ Both obscure and hairy. "Yow! - the tuned assembler implementation of BitBlt is really gnarly!" From a similar but less specific usage in surfer slang.  stories about this 50-year-old skater who Sam described as a father figure in the Rhode Island Rhode Island, island, United States
Rhode Island, island, 15 mi (24 km) long and 5 mi (8 km) wide, S R.I., at the entrance to Narragansett Bay. It is the largest island in the state, with steep cliffs and excellent beaches.
 scene--the guy that brought skateboarding to New England, or at least made it what it is today.

The day I first met the Package, me and Sloppy went to his house--or rather Ruthie's house, his 90-year-old mom. She was really nice. She made sure everybody was fed and happy. I hung out with her and she told me some great stories. Later Sid started getting too wasted and started flipping out. Trying to smash everything down in the pit. I felt bad for Ruthie. Usually when your kids get over 18, the mothering ends. Sid is known for his generosity, and before I left had a stack of classic patches and stickers, a Big World 7", and my head filled with the stories of a man who has truly lived.

Sid's band is called Big World. The show they played recently was the first show in 20 years. Who else is in the band? Chris Mess, Shaun Devlin, Victor World, Iggy... I don't know Don't know (DK, DKed)

"Don't know the trade." A Street expression used whenever one party lacks knowledge of a trade or receives conflicting instructions from the other party.
, there's a bunch of wipeouts in the band. Big World, in its hey-day, played with such pile icons as Iggy... Pop and Johnny Thunders. My memories of the show are sketchy at best so here's a recap my friend Logan offered:

11 :00pm--Package and the band are primed. The place is packed. TFL TFL,
n tensor fascia lata; a muscle that originates from the anterior superior iliac spine and anterior portion of the iliac crest. Its primary functions include flexing and abducting the thigh.
 are such a huge element at this show. Big World belts out all the anthems. Hoisington's head is broken by his sunglasses and the lads get showered by his bloody mess. Fuckin' rock and roll. Jesus Christ it was a heavy show. Package is an absolute legend.

12:00pm--Holy shite...people are going mental. Fred Smith epic stage dives. TFL front row. Heavy metal smoke fills the stage and the boys smash out "Paint it Black" by The Stones. Heavy! It's spine chilling.

It all ends and bodies are everywhere. So many heads are bloody. Some older birds are scrappin' over The Package's dick. No shit! One broke down and started crying 'cause he wouldn't take her home. I heard him tell her she had to carry his instruments up the road. Fucking great! The bird was a Medusa anyway. Package lives.
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Author:O'Dell, Patrick
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Date:Feb 1, 2003
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