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Big Brother: FED-OMETER; BB4's Federico Martone rates this year's houemates.


Byline: Federico Martone

DEREK Makes me wish my dad was a black, gay, fox-hunting Tory. Touching moments with Science make me believe peace on earth is upon us

MAKOSI House diva has jealousy and rage in those big brown eyes. I'd like to see a grunting contest between Makosi and Maria Sharapova

KEMAL Doesn't anger me as much as Turkish waiters who propose to teenagers and has to be applauded for his brilliant retort after chav chav
Noun

Brit slang, derogatory a young working-class person who dresses in casual sports clothes
 Maxwell soaked him

VANESSA As the G8 assembles in Edinburgh, we must also spare a thought for this oppressed soul who can't gorge on sweets and ice cream every day

CRAIG Quite possibly the most tragic mammary gland to have desecrated our TV screens since the invention of the medium. Let's unite in laughing at him

ANTHONY It seems anything with a pulse is in danger when Billbo Baggins is on the case. Women, men, Abi Titmuss, beware of the horny hornĀ·y
adj.
1. Made of horn or a similar substance.

2. Tough and calloused, as of skin.
 hobbit A microprocessor from AT&T that was used in a variety of portable devices. It is no longer made.

1. Hobbit - A Scheme to C compiler by Tanel Tammet <tammet@cs.chalmers.se>.
 

SASKIA/MAXWELL If only it could have been a double eviction. These two incredulously ignorant monstrous people were quite simply made for one another

SCIENCE Guns don't kill people, rappers do, but Science isn't a rapper, so we should be all right - innit. Consistent in being a self-righteous prat

EUGENE He is such a refreshing change from the unpleasant desperados Desperados is the plural form of desperado. It may refer to:
  • , a stealth-based real-time tactics computer game.
  • , the sequel to the above game.
 in there - he's also the closest we have to a Scotsman

ORLAITH I would have preferred wee Burger Kinga to go in as there's half a chance she might have eaten Kemal. Orlaith is blonde with fake boobs, that's it
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Publication:Daily Record (Glasgow, Scotland)
Date:Jul 2, 2005
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