Big Benz: Mercedes-Benz GL550.[ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] With your life full of text messages like GWM GWM - Generic Window Manager. An extensible window manager for the X Window System. It is built on top of an interpreter for the WOOL language. ftp://export.lcs.mit.edu/contrib/gwm, ftp://avahi.inria.fr/contrib/gwm. (gay white male) and VGL VGL Vergleich (German: comparison) VGL Very Goodlooking VGL Very Good Looking (very good-looking), you might wonder if MBGL MBGL Metres Below Ground Level stands for My Big Gay Lover. Well, no. It refers to the latest and greatest SUV from Mercedes-Benz: the MB GL550. Like its less luxurious brethren, the GL550 creates an inviting space for six adults (seven in a pinch) and does so without the gargantuan gar·gan·tu·an adj. Of immense size, volume, or capacity; gigantic. See Synonyms at enormous. gargantuan Adjective huge or enormous [after Gargantua, a giant in Rabelais' proportions that plague so many full-size luxury barges. Just a few inches wider than the popular ML series, the GL is easy to maneuver maneuver /ma·neu·ver/ (mah-noo´ver) a skillful or dextrous method or procedure. Bracht's maneuver a method of extraction of the aftercoming head in breech presentation. and park, and its tight and controlled handling instills a sense of confidence rarely attributed to vehicles of this size. Outfitted with a potent 382-horsepower V-8 engine, massive 21-inch wheels, and a gi-normous grille-mounted Mercedes badge, the GL550 is designed to make a statement. Just about every feature that is optional on the more basic GL is standard on the GL550, leaving only a handful of options outstanding--which is good, because the GL550's $70,000-plus price tag will command your attention. On the other hand, if you want to land that VGL GWM, the MB GL550 will let you pick him up in style. Read other gay-friendly automotive reviews at GayWheels.com. [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] |
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