Beware the brown peril: the truth behind the job-stealing, disease-carrying terrorist invasion from the South!APRIL April: see month. '06: AS IN THE REST OF THE COUNTRY, A RALLY WAS HELD IN DOWNTOWN SEATTLE Downtown is the central business district of Seattle, Washington. It is fairly compact compared to other city centers on the West Coast because of its geographical situation: hemmed in on the north and east by hills, on the west by Elliott Bay, and on the south by reclaimed land IN SUPPORT OF THE RIGHTS OF ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ... I FEEL TALL AT THIS PARADE ... HOORAY! THE ATMOSPHERE WAS FRIENDLY AND FESTIVE, THOUGH IT WAS HARD FOR ME TO TALK TO MANY OF THE PARTICIPANTS, SINCE FEW OF THEM SPOKE MUCH ENGLISH ... I HAD NO IDEA SO MANY LATINOS LIVED IN WASHINGTON STATE--AND NEITHER DID THEY, JUDGING FROM THE AMAZED LOOK ON THEIR FACES AS THEY JOINED IN THEIR OWN PARADE ... I FOUGHT IN 'NAM! WHAT HAVE YOU EVER DONE FOR THIS COUNTRY? GO HOME, YA FREE-LOADERS! THE LONE SOUR NOTE CAME FROM A HOMELSS VET, WHO CURSED OUT THIS PARADE OF WORKAHOLICS WHILE HE STOOD ON HIS CORNER BEGGING FOR HANDOUTS! WE PASSED THROUGH AN EAST ASIAN NEIGHRBOOD THAT WAS ALSO FULL OF IMMIGRANTS, LEGAL AND OTHERWISE... NO ONE HERE TOOK PART IN THE RALLY, THOUGH SOME OF THE YOUNG MALES FLASHED THE VICTORY SIGN AS THE PARADE PASSED BY THEM ... <COME JOIN US!> <DON'T BE AFRAID!> I WOULD'VE ASKED THEM IF THEIR MAMAS TOLD THEM NOT TO MAKE WAVES, BUT NONE OF THEM SPOKE ANY GODDAMMED ENGLISH EITHER ... HOW DO THESE PEOPLE EXPECT A MONO-LINGUAL REPORTER LIKE ME TO DO MY GODDAMNED god·damned or god·damn adj. Damned. god  damned JOB!? OFF ON THE SIDELINES On the sidelines An investor who decides not to invest due to market uncertainty. on the sidelines Of or relating to investors who, having assessed the market, have decided to avoid committing their funds. WERE ALL THE USUAL PROTEST JUNKIES, WHO GLOM glom Slang v. glommed, glom·ming, gloms v.tr. 1. To steal. 2. To seize; grab. 3. To look or stare at. v.intr. ONTO ANY ISSUE AS IF IT'S ALL ABOUT THEM ... WARCHISTS FOR A FREE TIBET FEMINISTS FOR ANIMAL RIGHTS VEGANS FOR A LIBERATE PALESTINE ONLY THIS TIME THEY WERE SO DROWNED OUT Drowned Out is a 2002 documentary by Franny Armstrong about the controversial Sardar Sarovar Project. It closely follows a family that is unwilling to leave its village home as the water levels of the Narmada River, mostly because the government provides them no viable BY THE SHEER NUMBERS OF JUBILANT MEXICANS WITH A CLEARLY DEFINED MESSAGE THAT IT WAS EASY TO IGNORE THEM! THAT DIDN'T LAST LONG. TWO WEEKS LATER THERE WAS YET ANOTHER NATIONAL IMMIGRANTS' RIGHTS DAY--HELD ON GOOD OL' COMMIE MAY DAY, OF COURSE--AND THIS TIME THERE WERE LOTS OF SHRILL WHITE PEOPLE IN ATTENDANCE ... BOYCOTT WORK! BOYCOTT SCHOOL! BOYCOTT EVERYTHING! TRUST ME, THIS IS GONNA WORK! AND SOME IDIOT DECIDED EVERYONE SHOULD WEAR BLACK "IN SOLIDARITY," THUS MAKING THIS FORMERLY FESTIVE MOVEMENT FEEL MORE LIKE A WAKE! THIS TIME THE "PROGRESSIVES" WERE LEADING THE PARADE--RIGHT INTO THE HANDS OF RIGHT-WING FEAR-MONGERS WHO NOW COULD LINK THE IMMIGRATION immigration, entrance of a person (an alien) into a new country for the purpose of establishing permanent residence. Motives for immigration, like those for migration generally, are often economic, although religious or political factors may be very important. RIGHTS MOVEMENT TO EVERY RADICAL FRINGE GROUP IMAGINABLE ... LET US GET MARRIED, YOU FASCISTS! THANKS A LOT, FRINGIES! I'M SURE THAT OLD-FASHIONED, DEVOUT CATHOLIC FAMILY MARCHING BEHIND YOU REALLY APPRECIATES YOUR CONTRIBUTION TO THEIR CAUSE! BUT THE LOONY LEFTIES COULD BARELY HOLD A CANDLE TO THEIR RIGHT-WING COUNTERPARTS ON THIS ISSUE. TAKE, FOR EXAMPLE, A RALLY OUR NATION'S SELF-APPOINTED BOARD GUARDIANS, THE "MINUTEMEN," HELD THAT SAME WEEK WITH SOME BLACK SYMPATHIZERS IN SOUTH CENTRAL LOS ANGELES Los Angeles (lôs ăn`jələs, lŏs, ăn`jəlēz'), city (1990 pop. 3,485,398), seat of Los Angeles co., S Calif.; inc. 1850. ... FOREIGN CRIMINALS ARE STEALING BLACK FOLKS' JOBS! THEY'RE DESTROYING MARTIN LUTHER KING'S DREAM! TELL IT LIKE IT IS, TED! HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND, BRO bro n. pl. bros Slang 1. A brother. 2. Friend; pal. Used as a form of familiar address for a man or boy: So long, bro. ?! GET OUT OF OUR NEIGHBORHOOD, MINUTEMEN! (I KNEW WE'D SEE FIREWORKS fireworks: see pyrotechnics. fireworks Explosives or combustibles used for display. Of ancient Chinese origin, fireworks evidently developed out of military rockets and explosive missiles and accompanied the spread of military explosives westward to AT THIS RALLY!) WHAT A GLORIOUS SIGHT: BLACKS AND WHITES SETTING ASIDE THEIR DIFFERENCES OUT OF THEIR MUTUAL FEAR AND DISTRUST OF THE BROWNS! THE HUGE MEDIA PRESENCE ENCOURAGED SHOWBOATING ON ALL SIDES, CULMINATING WITH A COUNTER-PROTESTER LYING IN FRONT OF THE MINUTEMEN'S FLEET OF R.V.S, THUS DELAYING THEIR "CARAVAN TO WASHINGTON" BY FIVE MINUTES ... ... GOD BLESS AMERICA ... [??] GROWL! WHOA whoa interj. Used as a command to stop, as to a horse. whoa interj a command used to stop horses or to slow down someone who is moving or talking too fast ! WHITEYN HERE TRIED TO BITE ME! YOU SAW IT! I HATE FUCKING WHITE PEOPLE SO GODDAMNED MUCH ... ? HEY! IT'S MEDIA-SAVVY CAMERA HOGS LIKE THESE WHO ARE DRIVING OUR NATION'S IMMIGRATION "DEBATE," SAD TO SAY! THE ONLY BROWN FACE IN THE CROWD WAS A MAN TRYING TO ATTRACT MEDIA ATTENTION TO THE FACT THAT THE SHOPPING AREA WE WERE IN MIGHT BE FORCED TO MAKE WAY FOR LUXURY CONDOS VIA "EMINENT DOMAIN eminent domain, the right of a government to force the owner of private property sell it if it is needed for a public use. The right is based on the doctrine that a sovereign state has dominion over all lands and buildings within its borders, which has its origins in " ... EVEN OUR "LEADERS" ARE BEHIND IT, SAYING IT'LL "CREATE JOBS" ... THEY CLAIM THIS AREA'S "BLIGHTED," WHICH IT CLEARLY ISN'T ... THIS IS AMERICA'S OLDEST HISTORICALLY BLACK BUSINESS DISTRICT! IT SHOULD BE LANDMARKED, NOT DESTROYED! HIS WAS A LONE VOICE OF REASON IN A SEA OF RACE-BAITING MADNESS. SO OF COURSE THE PRESS IGNORED HIM. STARTING 500 YEARS AGO, WAVES OF WESTERN EUROPEAN IMMIGRANTS BEGAN ARRIVING IN NORTH AMERICA WITHOUT VISAS OR GREEN CARDS, KILLING, INFECTING, AND STEALING FROM THE NATIVE POPULATION ... I NEED TO SEE YOUR DOCUMENTATION-- HERE'S MY "DOCUMENTATION," SUCKA! WHILE MUCH OF THEIR BEHAVIOR WAS CRIMINAL BY DEFINITION, NO ONE EVER DESIGNATED THEM AS "ILLEGALS." BY THE MID-1800S, A FLOOD OF IRISH CATHOLICS BEGAN ARRIVING. THE PROTESTANT "NATIVES" WERE LESS THAN THRILLED, BUT RATHER THAN BAR THEIR ENTRY THEY JUST SHAMELESSLY EXPLOITED THEM ONCE THEY GOT HERE ... FOR $2 A WEEK I'LL LET YOU SHOVEL SHIT ALL DAY, AFTER WHICH I'LL BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOU AND RAPE YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY. $2 A WEEK? THAT'S TWICE WHAT I MADE IN IRELAND! I'M YOUR MAN, SIR! AND FACING STARVATION AT HOME, THE IRISH KEPT COMING IN SPITE OF IT. A WIN/WIN SITUATION ALL AROUND! SOON FOLKS BEGAN ARRIVING WHO LOOKED AND TALKED VERY DIFFERENTLY, FURTHER AROUSING AMERICAN'S ALL-TOO-HUMAN FEAR OF THE OTHER ... WE SUPERIOR WHITES MUST EXCLUDE THE INFERIOR ASIATICS--BY LAW OR, IF NECESSARY, BY FORCE OF ARMS! AT LAST WE AGREE ON SOMETHING, SAM. PARTICULARLY HYSTERICAL FEARS ABOUT EAST ASIAN LABORERS ON THE WEST COAST LED TO BLATANTLY RACIST LAWS LIMITING AND EVEN BANNING THEIR ENTRY--LAWS THAT WERE IN EFFECT UNTIL THE '40S! SIMILAR INSANE PREJUDICES LED TO TIGHTER CONTROL OVER HOW MANY SOUTHERN AND EASTERN EUROPEANS COULD ENTER THE COUNTRY ... I DIDN'T TAKE YOUR WATCH! I-IT WAS SOME GREEK GUY! I SAW HIM DO IT! I SWEAR! A GREEK, EH? LET'S FIND ONE AND LYNCH HIM! WHEW whew interj. Used to express strong emotion, such as relief or amazement. whew interj an exclamation of relief, surprise, disbelief, or weariness ! WAY STATIONS LIKE ELLIS ISLAND WERE CREATED TO INSURE NO "UNDESIRABLES" ENTERED--AS IF TB, MENTAL DEFECTIVES, AND PICKPOCKETS WERE NON-EXISTENT AMONG THE NATIVE POPULATION! EVER-ADJUSTING QUOTAS (WITH A STRONG PREFERENCE FOR "WHITE COUNTRIES) REMAINED IN EFFECT UNTIL THE 1970S ... THIS COURT JUST RULED THAT "WHITE" MEANS "CAUCASIAN" ... AND WE SOUTH ASIANS TECHNICALLY ARE CAUCASIAN! IN THAT CASE WE NOW RULE THAT "CAUCASIAN" MEANS "WHITE." NICE TRY, PAL! OUR COURTS ROUTINELY UPHELD AND DEFENDED THE WIDELY ACCEPTED NOTION THAT THE U.S. MUST REMAIN A WHITE, CHRISTIAN NATION. OUR EDUCATED ELITE SPOUTED ALL SORTS OF JUNK SCIENCE TO "PROVE" THE INHERENT INFERIORITY OF ALL NONWHITES AND NON-PROTESTANTS ... THE ITALIAN DIET IS WOEFULLY woe·ful also wo·ful adj. 1. Affected by or full of woe; mournful. 2. Causing or involving woe. 3. Deplorably bad or wretched: INADEQUATE IN ENCOURAGING BRAIN DEVELOPMENT ... OUR CONGRESSIONAL STUDY CONCLUDES THAT POLISH JEWS ARE TOO TWISTED TO DEVELOP PATRIOTIC IDEALS ... ARABS EAT INSECTS ... THEREFORE, THEY HARDLY QUALIFY AS HUMAN BEINGS. OUR CURRENT "LEADERS" CONTINUE TO WALLOW wallow mud bath frequented by pigs, elephants, red deer, hippopotami as a cooling aid. IN FACTOIDS, DEMONIZATION de·mon·ize tr.v. de·mon·ized, de·mon·iz·ing, de·mon·iz·es 1. To turn into or as if into a demon. 2. To possess by or as if by a demon. 3. , AND XENOPHOBIA Xenophobia Boxer Rebellion Chinese rising aimed at ousting foreign interlopers (1900). [Chinese Hist. WHEN IT COMES TO THIS ISSUE. HERE ARE SOME OF THE MOST OVERUSED ARGUMENTS AGAINST ALLOWING POOR PEOPLE TO ENTER OUR COUNTRY: "THEY RAISE CRIME RATES!" MOST IMMIGRANTS ARE FLEEING CRIME AND CORRUPTION, AND ARE FAR TOO FEARFUL OF BEING DEPORTED TO GO AROUND COMMITTING CRIMES ... * HMMM HMMM Hexamethoxymethylmelamine ... IS THAT WALLET STUFFED WITH CASH WORTH GETTING DEPORTED OVER? NAH ... AS A RESULT, CRIME RATES ARE LOWER AMONG ILLEGALS THAN AMONG NATIVE-BORN U.S. CITIZENS. "THEY BRING DISEASES!" PEOPLE FROM VILLAGES WITH NO RUNNING WATER DO INDEED HAVE HIGHER RATES OF INFECTIOUS DISEASES (ALL THE MORE REASON TO MOVE AWAY!) ... JUANITA, WOULD YOU-- OH MY ... ONCE THEY'VE RELOCATED THOSE RATES GO DOWN--WHILE OURS DON'T GO UP OUT OF MERE PROXIMITY. ** "THERE ARE TERRORISTS AMONG THEM!" THE 9/11 ATTACKERS FLEW FIRST CLASS. THEY DIDN'T GET HERE BY SWIMMING ACROSS THE RIO GRANDE! DEATH TO AMERICA! PRAISE ALLAH! =CROAK!= WHY WOULD ANY TERRORIST CHOOSE TO SNEAK ACROSS THE U.S.-MEXICAN BORDER? THEY MAY BE CRAZY, BUT THEY AIN'T STUPID! "THEY WANT TO RECLAIM THE SOUTHWEST FOR MEXICO!" I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH TRACTION THIS "RECONQUISTA" CONSPIRACY THEORY GETS, GIVEN THAT ONLY A HANDFUL OF LUNATICS WITH INCOHERENT WEBSITES ARE ADVOCATING IT! =GASP=! I MUST WARN EVERYONE ABOUT THIS VERY REAL THREAT ON MY BLOG! WHY WOULD ANY MEXICAN IMMIGRANT WANT THE PLACE HE JUST MOVED TO BECOME PART OF THE ECONOMIC BASKETCASE HE JUST FLED FROM? "THEY STEAL JOBS!" I ASKED A FEW CONTRACTORS WHY THEY HIRE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS OVER U.S. CITIZENS ... EVEN DRUNKS AND BUMS WHO BARELY QUALIFY FOR MENIAL MENIAL. This term is applied to servants who live under their master's roof Vide stat. 2 H. IV., c. 21. PHYSICAL LABOR THINK THEY'RE ENTITLED TO BETTER ... YOU HAVE TO BABYSIT THEM TOO, OR THEY'LL JUST GOOF OFF AND ROB YOU BLIND ... MY UNION EVEN ACCEPTS ILLEGALS AS MEMBERS NOW ... IT'S BETTER THAN BEING OUTPERFORMED AND UNDERBID! "THEY CUT AHEAD OF PEOPLE WHO TRY TO COME HERE LEGALLY!" TRUE! AND I ASKED A LEGAL IMMIGRANT HOW AHE FELT ABOUT THAT ... I HAD TO JUMP THROUGH MANY HOOPS JUST TO MOVE HERE, AND I'M STILL JUMPING THROUGH LEGAL HOOPS SO I CAN STAY! STILL, I FEEL FOR THE PEOPLE WHO CROSS THE BORDER ILLEGALLY ... ANYONE WHO'LL RISK EVERYTHING LIKE THAT ISN'T DOING IT BECAUSE THEY WANT TO BUT BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO. GETTING TO AND FROM MEXICO (OR CANADA, FOR THAT MATTER) SHOULD BE AS EASY AND SIMPLE AS CROSSING A STATE LINE. BOUNDARIES SHOULD SOLELY BE ABOUT WHERE YOUR TAXES GO TO BE SQUANDERED squan·der tr.v. squan·dered, squan·der·ing, squan·ders 1. To spend wastefully or extravagantly; dissipate. See Synonyms at waste. 2. . OTHER THAN THAT, THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT BORDERS IS THAT THEY MAKE FOR COLORFUL. SO LETS' GET RID OF 'EM! MEANWHILE, I THINK I'D BETTER START BRUSHING UP ON MY SPANISH ... * WWW WWW or W3: see World Wide Web. (World Wide Web) The common host name for a Web server. The "www-dot" prefix on Web addresses is widely used to provide a recognizable way of identifying a Web site. .BOSTON.COM/NEWS/GLOBE/IDEAS/ART/CLES/2006/01/01GOOD_WAVES/ ** WWW.CDC See Control Data, century date change and Back Orifice. CDC - Control Data Corporation .GOV/MMWR/PREVIEW/MMWRHT ML/MM5310A2.HTM HTM HyperText Markup (file extension) HTM Hand To Mouth HTM harmful-to-minors HTM Held-to-Maturity HTM High Tide Mark HTM Hazlo tú mismo (Spanish: do it yourself) HTM Hierarchical Temporal Memory BY PETER BAGGE, 2006 |
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