Beware of Bad Buzz. (Editor's Note).It used to be that lying was something a leader would be ashamed of. Now more and more CEOs of consumer-oriented companies--led by the nose by the 29year-olds running their marketing departments--are encouraging their employees and contractors to lie. The CEOs and marketing departments don't don't 1. Contraction of do not. 2. Nonstandard Contraction of does not. n. A statement of what should not be done: a list of the dos and don'ts. call it lying, of course. They call it buzz marketing, and it works like this: Find people who look like your customers. Better yet, find people so attractive or hip or strange or friendly that your customers wish they looked like them. Pay these attractive, strange, friendly hipsters to wear, drink, eat, ride, or otherwise use your products. Most important of all, tell the hipsters in your employ not to reveal, at least for a while, that they work for you. That way, the theory goes, your dull, unattractive, socially challenged customers will buy your product, not based on its merits, but to be part of the cool crowd you've you've Contraction of you have. you've you have you've have created. We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto. It's hard to figure out who's dumber m a buzz marketing scheme: the consumers duped by "friends" who only want to sell them useless stuff, the marketing pimps who hire product prostitutes in the first place, or the CEOs whose common sense is so withered with·ered adj. Shriveled, shrunken, or faded from or as if from loss of moisture or sustenance: "the battle to keep his withered dreams intact" Time. Adj. 1. that they can believe that bamboozling customers is a good long-term Long-term Three or more years. In the context of accounting, more than 1 year. long-term 1. Of or relating to a gain or loss in the value of a security that has been held over a specific length of time. Compare short-term. strategy. Which is not to say that Buzz doesn't work. In fact, at least in the short term, viral marketing An online advertising approach that functions somewhat like word-of-mouth. The "viral" refers to how quickly it propagates, but its purpose is not to cause damage like a computer virus, but to make an offer available to the masses. can be staggeringly effective: witness the success of such Internet-chat and word-of-mouth marketing successes as the low-budget, independent film The Blair Witch Project or the Harry Potter A potter is someone who makes pottery. Potter may also refer to: People
The problem is that the influentials don't always reveal their corporate backing. And while that omission omission n. 1) failure to perform an act agreed to, where there is a duty to an individual or the public to act (including omitting to take care) or is required by law. Such an omission may give rise to a lawsuit in the same way as a negligent or improper act. may help sell another unit or two of product now, it's a risky proposition. Imagine how your customer will feel when he learns that instead of making him look cool, your product merely makes him look like a sap. Imagine what that customer will say to a company that allows him to experience its trust, its belief in his intelligence, in this way. Imagine how much more of your product that customer will buy. Imagine how long it will be before he ever trusts your brand again. Imagine, too, the reputation CEOs will earn among customers and shareholders if they allow their marketers to hoodwink hood·wink tr.v. hood·winked, hood·wink·ing, hood·winks 1. To take in by deceptive means; deceive. See Synonyms at deceive. 2. Archaic To blindfold. 3. Obsolete To conceal. customers by any means, whether deceptive de·cep·tive adj. Deceptive or tending to deceive. de·cep tive·ness n. advertising or buzz marketing. Because as
somebody famous once said of somebody else famous, it's easy to
tell when a buzz marketer is lying.
You just have to wait for his lips to move. |
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