Belle of the ball. And how was your day?

I brought in a pastrami-cheese ball for my school Christmas party, but my class didn't like it so much. After the party, I had over half of a 3-pound ball left. I put it in my locker to take home at the end of the day, but I forgot it. Over our three-week holiday break, the school janitors had to pry open my locker to get to the pastrami ball. It was totally rotten and had stunk up the whole school. After break, it was announced over the intercom that the owner of locker 773 had to bring in an air freshener due to the smell, so everyone knew it was mine.

I was at my family's annual Thanksgiving reunion. When I sat down to eat, I felt something cold. I checked to see if it was an ice cube, but I had a huge hole in the back pocket of my pants!

The first time I snowboarded, I went down the bunny slope but didn't know how to stop. I rammed right into my crush, knocking him into the snow.

My school put on a play called "The ABC's of Christmas." Each group was assigned a letter and had to come up with a poem about it. My group had the letter

"L," and I was chosen to recite the poem. The night of the performance, the poems were presented in alphabetical order--and I nailed it! But when I sat back down, the girl who had "K" gave me a nasty look. I had skipped her.

When it snows, my BFF and I slide around on icy patches on a farm beside our school. One day, we returned to class and there was this terrible odor. We sniffed around to find out what it was and realized it was us! The icy patches had cow pee on them, and we were covered in it.

I was really nervous when I found out I had to sing a solo for the holiday pageant. When I came out onstage, a few people were giggling at me. After I finished, a kid from my class came up to me and said, "Nice bra." It turns out my bra was showing during the entire performance.

My best guy friend and I were sledding. Afterward, we went in my house to change into dry clothes. He changed in the bathroom, while I went to the laundry room. Not knowing I was in there, he opened the laundry room door. He saw me in my underwear!

My crush invited me to jump on the trampoline with him, and I was so amped. We got on, and he said he wanted to show me an awesome move. When he landed, I bounced into the air and then smashed into him really hard.

My family was hosting a holiday party, and a really hot guy was there. I asked my mom who he was, and she said, "That's your cousin John, honey. Don't you remember him? You two used to play together all the time before he moved away." Ew!

There was a lot of snow on the ground, and I had to walk down a big hill to get home from school. I slipped and fell right on my butt. A few minutes later, my crush and his friend came up behind me and were laughing. They had not seen me fall, but my rear end was soaked from the wet snow. They thought I had peed my pants!