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Bat splat.


BILLY the vampire bat flies into the roost with his nose and mouth covered in blood.

A l l the other bats excitedly ask him where he got it from.

"Follow me," he says, and leads them all off flapping deep into the forest. "See that big tree over there?" he asks.

"Yes?" "Well I didn't!" says Billy.

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Publication:Huddersfield Daily Examiner (Huddersfield, England)
Date:Oct 22, 2009
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