BORN AGAIN NIGHTMARE; The heroine might be dead, but thanks to DNA magic SIMON ROSE discovers that it's business as usual.ALIEN RESURRECTION (18, rental) At the end of the woeful woe·ful also wo·ful adj. 1. Affected by or full of woe; mournful. 2. Causing or involving woe. 3. Deplorably bad or wretched: Alien 3 there was one consolation - surely there couldn't be yet another sequel. With Ripley, the shaven-haired heroine of the Alien trilogy, pregnant by the alien queen and martyring herself to save mankind, the series was surely dead and gone? But we had reckoned without the life-resuscitating movie gimmick that is DNA DNA: see nucleic acid. DNA or deoxyribonucleic acid One of two types of nucleic acid (the other is RNA); a complex organic compound found in all living cells and many viruses. It is the chemical substance of genes. . If it is feasible to recreate slavering slav·er 1 intr.v. slav·ered, slav·er·ing, slav·ers 1. To slobber; drool. 2. To behave in an obsequious manner; fawn. See Synonyms at fawn1. n. 1. , carnivorous dinosaurs for Jurassic Park, how hard could it be to use DNA to bring Ripley back from the grave? There was the thorny problem of Sigourney Weaver vowing never to play Ripley again. But, hey, it's amazing how short movie stars' memories are once they see those cheques with six noughts on the end. In this case, eleven million dollars brought about a change of heart, even though Weaver hung on to her hair this time around. Remarkably, almost 20 years since the original Alien, Ripley remains practically the only successful example of an action heroine in the movies. Supergirl fell flat, insipid Batgirl bat·girl n. A girl who is employed by a baseball team to look after its equipment, especially the bats. got the push, GI Jane died, and Tank Girl tanked. I realised why this might be at the recent Baftas as Weaver passed my table. Well over six feet tall, she's pretty scary even when glammed up. In alien combat mode, toting enough hardware to invade a small island, she's terrifying ter·ri·fy tr.v. ter·ri·fied, ter·ri·fy·ing, ter·ri·fies 1. To fill with terror; make deeply afraid. See Synonyms at frighten. 2. To menace or threaten; intimidate. even though she's now the wrong side of 50. Two hundred years after her death, a team of scientists have cloned Ripley from a scrap of DNA. Although she looks human, part of her is alien. However, it's not Ripley the boffins are after but the alien creature growing in her belly. They plan to nurture and clone it, hoping to make a fortune by creating the ultimate killing machine. Naturally, the scientists believe they can tame the aliens - haven't they watched the previous films, or what? Just as naturally, Ripley knows they can't. When a gang of smugglers, including Winona Ryder, arrive in their spaceship, The Betty, the aliens soon escape from the prison and run amok. And we're back in familiar territory, with lots of gunfire and aliens chasing handy, human-sized snacks down corridors. Many questions strike us. Which side is part-alien Ripley on? How come the reconstructed Ripley has the same memories as the original one? Who's her hairdresser? And, most importantly, how come they're still in business? Weaver gives the film what gravitas grav·i·tas n. 1. Substance; weightiness: a frivolous biography that lacks the gravitas of its subject. 2. it has. Ryder is ineffectual - some might say her acting's robotic. There are some great scares, lots of gore and fab effects, and it's streets ahead of the dire Alien 3. But the flabby flab·by adj. flab·bi·er, flab·bi·est 1. Lacking firmness; flaccid: getting flabby around the waist. See Synonyms at limp. 2. plot is unoriginal and there's none of the subtlety or genius of the first two Alien films. Fifteen minutes from the end, it all goes completely off the rails, coming over like a sub-standard episode of Dr Who. HHH HHH Hubert H. Humphrey HHH Hash House Harriers HHH Hot Hot Heat (band) HHH Hunter Hearst Helmsley (aka Triple H) HHH Hou Hsiao-Hsien (Taiwanese film director) |
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