BOOZER IS OUT OF HIS TREE; Chainsaw carnage at pub.Byline: GORDON CURRIE cur·rie n. Variant of curry2. A DRINKER chopped chop 1 v. chopped, chop·ping, chops v.tr. 1. a. To cut by striking with a heavy sharp tool, such as an ax: chop wood. b. down a giant tree with a chainsaw to stop it blocking the sun in his favourite beer garden. Forestry worker Sean Hutchison woke sleeping residents when he hacked Modified. Attacked. Having code altered. See hack and hacker. down the tree at 4am. His antics antics Noun, pl absurd acts or postures [Italian antico something grotesque (from fantastic carvings found in ruins of ancient Rome)] antics plural noun left a main road blocked when the trunk of the tree toppled. The incident initially left the residents of the Perthshire village of Birnam - famed for being the home of the last oak in Shakespeare's Macbeth - completely baffled. But it emerged Hutchison, of Dunkeld, had targeted the giant tree because the leaves and branches stopped the sun shining on the walled beer garden at the Merryburn Hotel. At Perth Sheriff Court, Hutchison, 44, admitted endangering the public. John Malpass, prosecuting, told the court that residents in Station Road were woken by Hutchison's chainsaw. John Chapman Noun 1. John Chapman - United States pioneer who planted apple trees as he traveled (1774-1845) Chapman, Johnny Appleseed looked out to see Hutchison - who he knew - chopping down the tree and watched as the falling trunk narrowly missed his car. Mr Chapman's wife Jacqueline said: "If he had cut it the wrong way, it would have been on top of the house." The case was deferred for reports. reporters@sundaymail.co.uk CAPTION(S): Saw point: Pub fan Hutchison |
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