BITES.

Byline: The Register-Guard

WHAT'S THE CRUELEST TRICK YOU'VE EVER PLAYED

ON A TEACHER?

We're suopposed to play tricks on teachers? Hmmm ...

If I told, I'd be busted

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm

Sorry, I've been a pretty good kid and would never play a trick on a teacher - this term

My class didn't go back to class after a fire drill

Being his daughter!

The 12:49 simultaneous pencil drop

You shouldn't play tricks on teachers

The classic whoopee cushion

Sleeping in class (I was really cheating myself)

Showed up for class