BITES.Byline: The Register-Guard WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR WALLET? A rubber goldfish Tinkle tin·kle v. tin·kled, tin·kling, tin·kles v.intr. 1. To make light metallic sounds, as those of a small bell. 2. Informal To urinate. v.tr. 1. tokens (my Spanish teacher doesn't believe in ``bathroom passes'') Some lint lint - A Unix C language processor which carries out more thorough checks on the code than is usual with C compilers. Lint is named after the bits of fluff it supposedly picks from programs. and a couple of buttons A fake student ID I made to get into a Howard Dean event last November A blood donor card donor card n. A card, usually carried on one's person, authorizing the use of one's bodily organs for transplantation in the event of one's death. More than most women have in their purse (written by a male) A whole lot of nothing One of the state quarters (clue: ``birthplace of aviation pioneers'') Twelve fortune cookie prophecies A picture of my girlfriend (and a moth starving from the lack of green paper products) Wallet? What wallet? A "Best" ring (but I have no idea who has the missing "Friend" ring that goes with it) My student ID, library card, movie stubs and $2.29 A business card for a leprechaun leprechaun (lĕp`rəkŏn), Irish fairy represented as a tiny old man. Leprechauns are mischievous and elusive creatures, said to possess buried crocks of gold, the location of which they will reveal if forced. - 20Below News Team |
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