BITES.Byline: The Register-Guard NINJA OR PIRATE, CHOOSE Pirate - if Johnny Depp John Christopher Depp II[1] (born June 9 1963) is an American actor. Biography Early life Depp was born in Owensboro, Kentucky, to John Christopher Depp Sr., a city engineer, and Betty Sue (Wells), a waitress. is a shipmate, then there's no competition Ninja - pirates are stupid: Who would steal treasure, dig a hole and bury it forever? Pirate - I totally started the whole eye patch fad back in second grade Ninja - I prefer swift stealth over swashbuckling swash·buck·le intr.v. swash·buck·led, swash·buck·ling, swash·buck·les To act as a swashbuckler, as in a movie or play. [Back-formation from swashbuckler. Pirate - the ``ARRGGG'' jokes are infinite How about an aquatic ninja? Pirate - my best friend and I had Playmobils and our characters were female pirates Although pirates have been overwhelmingly male throughout history and fiction, there are a few notable female pirates: Historical female pirates
king, male monarch, Rex - a male sovereign; ruler of a kingdom (he was very stupid) Ninja - can't wear those puffy shirts Pirate - name a ninja with a multicolored bird Neither - I vote for space cowboy Pirate - because I like to say ``Get yer hands off me booty!'' - 20Below News Team |
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