BITCHIN'.OLD SCHOOL? NEW SCHOOL? FUCK IT. SCHOOL'S OUT, KIDS. BITCHIN' HIT LIKE every volume of Skate Rock Skate rock is mainly a term used for rock, punk, emo and heavy metal bands, generally from the 1980s and the 1990s, who were involved in the sport of skateboarding. Some prime examples of skate rock bands are McRad, JFA, the Faction, the Big Boys, Agent Orange, Suicidal Tendencies, rolled into one Adj. 1. rolled into one - made up of several components combined into a single entity combined - made or joined or united into one . Two girls and a guy playing music tuneful enough to remember and raw enough to piss off your parents. Scarred and tattooed veterans of the War Against Adult-Contemporary Hardcore. Punk rock. What's not to like? Tell me about the girl with the dick in her eye. T: We have a Wall of Fame at our house, where everyone that comes over gets their picture taken and they sign their autograph and we stick it up on our wall. Our friend met this woman in a bar and she stuck her titty right in his eyeball See eyeballs and eyeball driven. , and he signed a picture of it with "What have I become?" So our friend came over last night and thought it would be awesome if there was a picture up on the wall of her with a dick in her eye. But no one would stick their dick in her eye 'cause no one wanted their dick hangin' on our wall. She's like, "You guys are all pussies, man! Why won't anyone do it?" Eventually it turned over to a nut sack, 'cause that's a little less promiscuous. C: Oh Jesus. A sack sure can smell bad sometimes. In general that's a very sweaty area. You guys have toured? S: We met a lot of cool people on the first tour, but we were in this terrible hippy van. I don't care
"Don't Care" is a 1994 (see 1994 in music) single by American death metal band Obituary. what kind of people you met on tour. Who stinks up the van the worst? S: Our second roadie road·ie n. A person engaged to load, unload, and set up equipment and to perform errands for rock musicians on tour. roadie Noun Brit, Austral & NZ informal was the stinkiest. She had trucker ass-rot. That's where this giant pustule pustule /pus·tule/ (pus´tul) a small, elevated, circumscribed, pus-containing lesion of the skin.pus´tular pus·tule n. 1. forms on the crack of your ass and when it bursts open all this stinky stink v. stank or stunk , stunk, stink·ing, stinks v.intr. 1. To emit a strong foul odor. 2. a. To be highly offensive or abhorrent. b. butt-puss comes out. T: It smelled like fuckin' death. C: It seemed like we had a living corpse in the van, It was so bad she had to be hospitalized. I was just thinkin' armpits or something when I asked that question. What kind of groupies do you guys get? S: Really polite ones. They're all respectful. Who would win in a fight between Team Dresch Team Dresch is a queercore band who performed and recorded in the 1990s and made a significant impression on that movement, as well as on the independent music scene. In the 2000s the band reformed and continue to perform. and Sleater Kinney? S: Team Dresch. C: I don't know Don't know (DK, DKed) "Don't know the trade." A Street expression used whenever one party lacks knowledge of a trade or receives conflicting instructions from the other party. who Team Dresch is.. S: But you know Sleater Kinney. C: ... And I'm sure that Team Dresch would win. T: Team Dresch would kick Sleater Kinney's ass. S: I think they already have. What are you listening to these days? S: I started listening to At The Drive In. You mean Drive Like Jane's Addiction Jane's Addiction was an American rock band featuring Perry Farrell (vocalist), Dave Navarro (guitarist), Eric Avery (bassist), and Stephen Perkins (percussionist). The band formed in Los Angeles in the mid-1980s and dissolved in 1991. ? Jane's Addiction Like Jehu? S: Jurassic 5 make me crazy. Sounds like adult-contemporary hardcore. S: I am adult-contemporary, dude. Adult Contemporary Youth. I like Lil' Kim. Who's the best fighter in Bitchin'? S: We'd be mini-Transformers, where like as a team we could kick much ass... Like Voltron? Where you combine into one thing, like an ass-kicking machine? S: We're the Voltron of rock. What's your Voltron component? S: I'm very cunning. And swift. Whereas I think Caroline could win by size and fury. And. uh, Todd.. Todd's tired of taking names and now he's getting numbers. Is there anybody you'd like to deliver a collective beatdown to? S: I'd like to fight Dillinger Four, just for bloody, tumble-down fun. As a matter of fact, I'd like to make a public challenge to 04. C: Just for fun, though. They fuckin' kick ass. S: Dillinger Four is the only band that would even try us. You can buy Bitchin records from No Idea: PO Box 14636, Gainesville, FL 32604-4636 |
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