BIG FOR BIG BROTHER: Everyone hates him ..listen to the crowd.

Byline: KEVIN O'SULLIVAN

THE crowd went wild (literally) as awful Ahmed left the house to a deafening chorus of jeering.

Normally the mob hatred which greets Big Bore's unpopular rejects is one of the more unsavoury aspects of Channel 4's cynical circus of cruelty.

But in Ahmed's case never was such an angry reception more deserved.

Now he'll be seeking asylum for the second time in his useless life.

We all know why the stone-aged Somalian behaved in an irrationally ridiculous manner as he spectacularly unravelled during the dull boot camp task.

In his weird world a man does not orders from a mere woman.

And certainly not from such a loose, idiotic woman as Newcastle numbskull Michelle.

Childishly refusing to obey Sgt Michelle's rules, Ahmed screamed: "Everybody hates me." Paranoia? No, a statement of fact.

Ahmed hit problems as it emerged he has no personality. "You are nobody unless you have been on TV," he said.

Well, Ahmed now you've been on TV. And you're still a nobody.

He emerged from BB5's catastrophic compound several steps behind his enormous protruding snaggletooth.

Then came leering Ahmed's encounter with his dreamgirl, host Davina McCall.

Ahmed will be neither missed nor remembered.

Earlier Fatso Victor unveiled his cunning plan for Big Bore survival when he pledged: "I'm gonna have sex with someone and win."

God, I hope it's Nadia.

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DREAMING: Victor; PATHETIC: Nadia