Art fags.

This is so retarded that it is kind of ridiculous, but not in that so-retarded-it-is-genius kind of way--but rather in the so-retarded-that-it-just-leaves-you-scratching-your-head way. A message to "The Kids." Dear The Kids, please stop sending me 'zines with the words "art," "fag," or "art fag" in the title or opening paragraph, unless you make art and hump other dudes or make art about dudes humping dudes. Calling yourself an art fag might have been cool sometime in the late 1970s, but it has lost its appeal. You are not original and/or self-deprecating if you call yourself an art fag. You are simply being annoying. The guy who did this obviously put some time into it: the pages are all full-color, ink jet printouts folded in half to appear double sided. That's retarded! And probably more expensive than just getting color copies. But maybe someone knows someone who has a line on free ink or something. There is some Hamburger Eyes connection here, which is a good thing. There's some skate photos, and some kind of random and not particularly arty--or artsy or faggy--photos of Japan. Because each page is actually two pages thick, it might cost more to mail, but send $2 to: 63 Bluxome Street, San Francisco, CA, 94107