Arnocorps.IN THESE UNCERTAIN TIMES of decaying values and faltering traditional identities, where do the peoples of this New American Century This article is about the term used for American power in the 20th century. For the investment company, see American Century Investments. "American Century" is a term coined by Time look to for strength and positive role models? With millions of our fellow citizens joining the ranks of the morbidly obese, how do we turn the tide of gluttony Gluttony See also Greed. Belch, Sir Toby gluttonous and lascivious fop. [Br. Lit.: Twelfth Night] Biggers, Jack one of the best known “feeders” of eighteenth-century England. [Br. Hist. and lethargy lethargy /leth·ar·gy/ (leth´ar-je) 1. a lowered level of consciousness, with drowsiness, listlessness, and apathy. 2. a condition of indifference. leth·ar·gy n. 1. ? ArnoCorps is a rescue team, not assassins. They are a renegade band of AWOL Austrian Commandos committing audio assaults to liberate the masses from the yoke of apathy placed upon them by the liberal corporate media. These men are prophets of the action adventure lifestyle that practice what they preach. ArnoCorps consists of Holzfeuer in charge of vocalizations, Vielmehr Klampfe on left-side guitar, Toten Adler on right-side bass, Der Wolf on left-side bass, Inzo der Barakuda on fight-side guitar, and Gellend Adler completing the symmetry on drums. Much more can be learned of ArnoCorps at their incredibly comprehensive website, arnocorps.com. *Note: The following interrogation interrogation In criminal law, process of formally and systematically questioning a suspect in order to elicit incriminating responses. The process is largely outside the governance of law, though in the U.S. is best understood with thick Austrian accents. Neither ArnoCorps nor Thrasher thrasher: see mimic thrush. thrasher Any of 17 species (family Mimidae) of New World songbirds that have a downcurved bill and are noted for noisily foraging on the ground in dense thickets and for loud, varied songs. magazine are restricted by language barriers. Get in the Chopper! What's the underlying ArnoCorps ethos? Holzfeuer: We're not into ether. Toten Adler: We don't huff the ether. Holzfeuer: The question to ask: is it performance enhancing? Now that is the question. If it's not, then its not part of [ArnoCorps]. But I'll tell you about the overall philosophies of ArnoCorps and the overall background. The fact of the matter is we're singing about ancient heroic folklore and mythology from our homeland in Austria. All of these same tales that we sing so passionately about have been bastardized bas·tard·ize tr.v. bas·tard·ized, bas·tard·iz·ing, bas·tard·iz·es 1. To lower in quality or character; debase. 2. To declare or prove (someone) to be a bastard. and sold out to Hollywood. This has been done for many reasons, but I'm not going to go into it because its negativity, and ArnoCorps is about positivity. We are about heroism, ballsiness, and feeling the pump up there, and it is fantastic. And it is all about the action adventure lifestyle, pursuing your life to the utmost potential that you can. If you're on your skateboard, Toten Adler, he did a backside 360 heelflip on the quarterpipe. Toten: That's right. Exactly. Holzfeuer: No problemo No problemo is a phrase used in North American English to indicate that a given situation does not pose a problem. It has roughly the same meaning as the expression "", but is rarely heard as a response to prompts such as "thank you" and "I'm sorry". , first try. I was doing 360 kickflips over fire hydrants for rigorous training, so that when I get on stage I will have perfect symmetry and my whole approach to the whole stage persona there. Thrasher is obliviously enthralled en·thrall tr.v. en·thralled, en·thrall·ing, en·thralls 1. To hold spellbound; captivate: The magic show enthralled the audience. 2. To enslave. with feats of great physical prowess, and the action adventure lifestyle is also built on a foundation of immense physicality. Toten: That's riiight! What sort of training regiment does the ArnoCorps adhere to adhere to verb 1. follow, keep, maintain, respect, observe, be true, fulfil, obey, heed, keep to, abide by, be loyal, mind, be constant, be faithful 2. ? Toten: Let me tell you, we have a very rigorous training regiment that we religiously stick to. Let me tell you how I acquired this ballsy balls·y adj. balls·i·er, balls·i·est Vulgar Slang Very tough and courageous, often recklessly or presumptuously so. voice. The one very single most powerful thing that we do in our day is our meals. What we do every day when we wake up in the morning is extremely important. You know how they-say in the morning you have to eat your greens, right? This is a very powerful popular statement. Everybody buys into it. But ArnoCorps takes it one step further here. We not only eat our greens, but we eat green berets Green Berets or Special Forces Elite unit of the U.S. Army specializing in counterinsurgency. The Green Berets (whose berets can be colours other than green) came into being in 1952. They were active in the Vietnam War, and they have been sent to U.S. for breakfast! Gellend: That's riiight! Toten: Exactly! Holzfeuer: As far as training, physical-wise, Toten is tri-athlete. He does rigorous training for this. Toten: Exactly, that's right. Holzfeuer: Gellend Adler pushed the Wheel of Pain for 40 years. Talk about the Wheel of Pain. Explain it. Gellend: The Wheel of Pain, of course. When I was at the age of four years old, I was born in the Santa Cruz Santa Cruz, city, United States Santa Cruz (săn`tə kr  z), city (1990 pop. 49,040), seat of Santa Cruz co., W Calif., on the north shore of Monterey Bay; inc. 1866. mountains, right there. Toten: You popped out very large at four. Gellend: Of course I did, right? I was a big boy. Alright, let me tell you, we lived in a hippy compound up there in the hills of Santa Cruz. And then late one night, I think it was August 4, there was a big ruckus. Everybody woke up to find that little Gellend Adler was missing. Holzfeuer: Kidnapped! Gellend: I had been kidnapped. Toten: Everybody in the commune was very, very worried. Gellend: Apparently Toten forgot the next day. Toten: Forget about what? Gellend: Exactly. Anyhow, then I was taken to the mountains of Austria, alright. Holzfeuer: He was sold out to corrupt wheat-growing strudel (character) strudel - Common (spoken) name for the commercial at sign, "@", ASCII 64. makers. Gellend: They made the finest strudel in all of Austria. And the reason they had this fine strudel was because of the wheat that was grounded by slave labor. That was me; I was a little child slave--forced to push this big mill, which I like to call the Wheel of Pain, grinding this grain, of course. So I walked around and around. And let me tell you, all this walking around and around really got me in the pits of my soul. I love symmetry and round objects, they make me feel comfortable and at home now. Holzfeuer: That's why he plays drums so well. Gellend: 'Cause everything is so round and it's all about roundness, circulars, and symmetry, and all these kinds of things. Holzfeuer: He even built his own Wheel of Pain that he now trains on. And I joined the gym. Gellend: That's right. I have a 12-foot Wheel of Pain in my backyard. It has a 3,200-pound stone that I grind my own wheat on nowadays. |
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