Annan has, in fact, called for the closure of the terrorist-detention facility at Guantanamo Bay, in response to a report by a group of U.N. "human-rights investigators.".

Annan has, in fact, called for the closure of the terrorist-detention facility at Guantanamo Bay, in response to a report by a group of U.N. "human-rights investigators." The group, which reports to the U.N. Human Rights Commission--a body that includes such humanitarian luminaries as Sudan, Cuba, China, Saudi Arabia, and Zimbabwe--proclaimed that prisoners at Guantanamo are being treated inhumanely and even tortured. After completing their thorough, dispassionate, truth-seeking investigation of American atrocities, the noble rapporteurs called for the responsible U.S. officials to be prosecuted "up to the highest level of military and political command." Of course, none of the investigators felt the need to actually visit Guantanamo Bay to observe the scene firsthand. They instead interviewed some former detainees (eyewitnesses!), along with detainees' families and defense attorneys. Never mind that al-Qaeda training manuals instruct terrorist operatives to fabricate torture stories whenever they are captured. Never mind, either, that American officials deny the torture allegations. The Archimedean axiom of any good U.N. investigator is that anybody is more trustworthy than an American official. It is a principle with which, indeed, the U.N. hopes to move the whole world.