Andy's not up for the Cup; RESULT!Byline: DEREK McGOVERN; JOHN SHAW John Shaw may refer to any of the following people:
IT'S hard to say what the future holds for Britain's Davis Cup Davis Cup: see tennis. Davis Cup Trophy awarded to the winning team of an international tennis tournament for men. It was donated in 1900 by Dwight F. players but I'm guessing it doesn't involve tennis. Losing to Poland at anything - apart from being invaded - takes some doing. Losing to Poland at tennis takes ineptitude Ineptitude See also Awkwardness. Brown, Charlie meek hero unable to kick a football, fly a kite, or win a baseball game. [Comics: “Peanuts” in Horn, 543] Capt. Queeg incompetent commander of the minesweeper Caine. to world-class levels. A Davis Cup match is best when there are four players per team - two singles players and a specialist doubles team. Now, though, Britain will be playing unheard-of African countries which have snubbed four-a-side and instead favour genocide. It could get even more worrying still for Britain because Andy Murray (right) has threatened not to turn up next year and Dan Evans has promised he will. If that happens, they will be facing a future of Davis Cup ties with Yemen, Baffin Island and our street. Murray is 4-9 with Hills NOT to play in GB's next Davis Cup tie, as big a certainty as a Brit defeat. |
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