Andrew Allen: "when it comes to fruitbooting, I have some skills".So you had a good New Year's Eve? Yeah, it was pretty sick--a typical high school party. I was trying to mingle and have a good time, then I got punched in the face and thrown in the pool. It sounds kind of gnarly (jargon) gnarly - /nar'lee/ Both obscure and hairy. "Yow! - the tuned assembler implementation of BitBlt is really gnarly!" From a similar but less specific usage in surfer slang. where you live. I live in this small town called San Juan Capistrano San Juan Capistrano (săn wän kăpĭsträ`nō), city (1990 pop. 26,183), Orange co., S Calif.; inc. 1961. San Juan Capistrano has some manufactures, including aircraft parts, medical apparatus, and boats, but the economy is . It's surrounded by yuppie-ville, which has a bunch of egomaniacs. You're still kind of young then. You're in high school. Yeah. I'm 18. What else do you do besides skating? Just hang out, I guess. I'm kind of caught up in the high school scene because I'm a senior. Have you tried reeling girls in with your Pontiac? Yeah. I should try to get that thing out more, but it doesn't seem to always run. It does have a sick luggage rack, though! You were the first am on Mumford's new company? Yeah. I met him through this guy at Vans, then we went skating and he put me on. He put this kid Peter Watkins on also. Did you have to go super hesh to be on the team? I don't think so. My first package didn't consist of hair dye or a KISS shirt. Did it consist of a carton of cigarettes? No, that came on its own. Is Legacy the reason you started slashing pools? No. Actually that came before Legacy, but I like pools. Drink a couple beers, then start feeling the transition. What's up with you getting handcuffed at the local skatepark A skatepark is a purpose-built recreational environment for skateboarders, bmxers and aggressive skaters to ride and develop their sport and technique. A skatepark may contain half-pipes, quarter pipes, handrails, trick boxes, vert ramps, pyramids, banked ramps, full pipes, stairs, ? I was skating one night at Laguna Hills La·gu·na Hills A city of southern California southeast of Santa Ana. Population: 33,600. park and a cop came. My natural reaction was to run away, so I ran up a hill into these bushes. Then I heard a voice say, "Stand up and don't do anything stupid." There was this undercover cop pointing a gun at me. Then this other cop came and handcuffed me. They set up a sting operation Noun 1. sting operation - a complicated confidence game planned and executed with great care (especially an operation implemented by undercover agents to apprehend criminals) at a skatepark. That's how ridiculous it is around here. So skating isn't really a "safe" thing to do down in South County? I mean, there are spots, but it's sketchy because you always get in trouble; some rails and stuff. How many photos are you going to have on that one rail? As many as I can get. It has been friendly to me so I'm going to show it some love. Why did everyone start calling you Amo? I don't know Don't know (DK, DKed) "Don't know the trade." A Street expression used whenever one party lacks knowledge of a trade or receives conflicting instructions from the other party. , Nick. For some strange reason you thought I was turning emo. Man, your pants got really tight all of a sudden. That was starting to scare me. You need to look up the definition of emo. I'm nothing like that shit. What's up with all the little kids who live around you who skate? There are a few cool ones but then there are lots of idiots, like the ones who only roll around the parking lot popping huge nollies. Would you rather grind El Toro El To·ro An unincorporated community of southern California southeast of Santa Ana. Founded in the 1890s, it is mainly residential. Population: 62,685. or drop in switch on a vert ramp A vert ramp is a form of half-pipe used in "extreme sports" such as skateboarding. Another form of half-pipe is the mini ramp. Vert ramps are so named because they transition from a horizontal plane (known as the flat-bottom) to a vertical wall. ? I already hustled you on the drop-in thing, so I would probably have to go with dropping in Dropping in is a skateboarding trick with which a skateboarder can start skating a half-pipe by dropping into it from the coping instead of starting from the bottom and pumping gradually for more speed. switch. Plus, I already watched Dev Dogg face plant numerous times jumping down El Toro. Are you that best trick guy? Switch heelflip frontside miracle? Yeah. I was watching this show on Planet X; I really liked the title they gave me: "One Trick Wonder." Would you rather BMX BMX abbr. bicycle motocross BMX Noun 1. bicycle motocross: stunt riding over an obstacle course on a bicycle 2. or rollerblade? Seriously, I hate BMX with a passion. But when it comes to fruitbooting I have some skills, dude. One time I rode these rollerblades at the park, I did a ninja kick. That was dope. Didn't you used to be a pro boogieboarder? That was in the past. I once had a love for the water, but now I'm over it. That was like middle school, like seventh grade. You know boogieboards are the rollerblades of the sea. Maybe you are truly a boogieboarding fruitbooter. No, I just liked sponging because I could get lost in the green room. Why did you start boogieboarding in the first place? I was trying to catch some tail at the beach. In seventh grade? Yeah, man. That was when I was in my prime with the ladies. It's been all downhill since then. Comrade Andrew, tell me about your alter ego A doctrine used by the courts to ignore the corporate status of a group of stockholders, officers, and directors of a corporation in reference to their limited liability so that they may be held personally liable for their actions when they have acted fraudulently or unjustly or when . I have been given the nick name Androvski. Let it be known I have no Russian in my blood, but I have been known to intake quite a bit of vodka like a true Russian. I was given that name by the real Brian Hansen Brian Dean Hansen (born October 20, 1960 in Hawarden, Iowa) is a former American football punter in the National Football League. He played from 1984 to 1999 for the New Orleans Saints, the New England Patriots, the Cleveland Browns, the New York Jets, and the Washington Redskins. , not to be confused with Slash. You don't stop there, do you? What about the Budweiser? That's only when I skate pools. |
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