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And how was your day? School bus idol.


I was on the bus for a field trip, listening to my iPod with my eyes closed. When I opened my eyes, everyone was giggling at me. I didn't even realize I had been singing out loud!

As I was using a public bathroom, I noticed there was no toilet paper in my stall stall, small division of a larger space, sometimes partly partitioned. The term is used for a booth for display and selling at an exhibition, for a compartment in a stable or kennel, or, in England, for the forward seats in a theater orchestra. . With my pants down, I hopped over and grabbed some from the next stall. Just as I was hobbling back, someone walked into the restroom and saw me ... and then walked right back out.

I forgot my lunch, and my mom had to bring it to school. She met me outside my classroom and patted my back. Then she loudly said, "Honey, you're not wearing a bra. Where is your bra?" The classroom door was wide open, and everyone cracked up.

We were outside for P.E., and my gym teacher told us to intercept intercept

in mathematical terms the points at which a curve cuts the two axes of a graph.
 football passes. This one boy and I were running toward the ball, and we both grabbed it at the same time and slid together into this huge mud puddle. The gym teacher yelled yell  
v. yelled, yell·ing, yells

v.intr.
To cry out loudly, as in pain, fright, surprise, or enthusiasm.

v.tr.
To utter or express with a loud cry. See Synonyms at shout.

n.
 at us and wouldn't let us change for 25 minutes. To this day, people call me Slip-n-Slide.

I was trying to find a seat in the cal. I noticed my crush and waved, while someone stuck out a foot and tripped me. I went flying, and my tray crashed to the ground. My crush looked like he was totally embarrassed for me.

I was hanging upside Upside

The potential dollar amount by which the market or a stock could rise.

Notes:
This is basically an educated guess on how high a stock could go in the near future.
See also: Bull, Downside
 down from the monkey bars monkey bars
pl.n.
A three-dimensional structure of poles and bars on which children can play, as in a playground; a jungle gym.
 on the playground. My BFF BFF Best Friends Forever (chat)
BFF Best Foot Forward
BFF Ben Folds Five (band)
BFF Born Free Foundation
BFF Binary File Format
BFF Boston Film Festival
BFF Biotech Finance Forum
 said something that made me laugh so hard I peed myself! The pee pee Vox populi Micturate, urinate  ran down my arms, and I couldn't gain control to flip myself over to stop it.

I was washing my hands in a public restroom, and a lady next to me at the sink said, "Hi, how are you?" I said, "Hi, I'm good." She said, "How's Bob?" I said, "Who's Bob?" She looked at me like I was stupid, and that's when I noticed the earpiece from her cell phone.

I was in a spelling bee spelling bee
n.
A contest in which competitors are eliminated as they fail to spell a given word correctly. Also called spelldown.

Noun 1.
 at school, and it was my turn. I walked up to the microphone and was about to spell a word but burped instead. I could have died. So, never drink a soda before a spelling bee.

I saw my friend at her locker, and I went over and pinched her waist (we always run up and grab each other's sides). She jerked around and looked at me as if I were crazy, and then I realized I had no idea who this girl was.

My friend and I were running late for track-and-field practice. we ran into the girls' locker room and, just as we were changing, we heard the buzzer go off to announce half time lot the boys' varsity basketball game. I was about to take my top off when i heard guys' voices. I turned around and, sure enough, the visitors' team was in our locker room.

We were goofing around in the hallway when my friends and I noticed an open locker. We thought it would be funny if I got inside of it since I'm small. But my friends accidentally locked me in, and they had to go to the office to get help. The principal had to find the kid assigned to that locker to come and unlock it.

Celeb ce·leb  
n. Informal
A celebrity.
 Moment

Hey, country fans, Ashley Monroe, 19, sings her heart out on her debut Satisfied. She's the talk of Nashville ... so who's laughing now?
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Date:Aug 1, 2006
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