And how was your day? Oops! Dad did it.My crush and I had just sat down to see a movie when my parents came into the same theatre! They decided to sit right behind us and, as they were moving to their seats, my dad spilled his entire drink on my crush! My class went on a ski trip Ski Trip is an episode from That 70s Show. Jackie invites the gang on a ski trip then un-invites Kelso after learning he made out with another girl behind the gym. Plot summary January 13, 1977 Thursday afternoon. , and I was totally excited because my crush was there. I found a spot in the lodge where some mistletoe mistletoe, common name for the Loranthaceae, a family of chiefly tropical hemiparasitic herbs and shrubs with leathery evergreen leaves and waxy white berries. They have green leaves, but they manufacture only part of the nutrients they require. was hung, so I pretended pre·tend·ed adj. 1. Not genuine or sincere; feigned: a pretended interest in the proceedings. 2. Supposed; alleged: the pretended heir to the throne. to fall under it and possibly sneak a kiss. I "accidentally" fell, and my crush came over to see if I was OK. He looked up, saw the mistletoe, and said, "Nice try, like I would ever kiss you!" How humiliating hu·mil·i·ate tr.v. hu·mil·i·at·ed, hu·mil·i·at·ing, hu·mil·i·ates To lower the pride, dignity, or self-respect of. See Synonyms at degrade. . I was at a basketball tournament and had just finished a game, and I was starving starve v. starved, starv·ing, starves v.intr. 1. To suffer or die from extreme or prolonged lack of food. 2. Informal To be hungry. 3. To suffer from deprivation. ! I searched the gym for my dad but couldn't find him anywhere. Finally, I found him on the edge of the bleachers. I walked up behind him, tapped him on the back and said, "I need money. I want nachos." My "dad" turned around, but it wasn't him! As I stood there, shocked, the man told me, "It's OK, I'm used to unfamiliar girls asking me for money." My BFF BFF Best Friends Forever (chat) BFF Best Foot Forward BFF Ben Folds Five (band) BFF Born Free Foundation BFF Binary File Format BFF Boston Film Festival BFF Biotech Finance Forum told me she'd give me 10 bucks if I kissed my crush. The next day, he and I were sitting on a swing set when I leaned over to plant a kiss on him. He simultaneously bent down to tie his shoe. I fell off my swing and landed on top of him, causing him to fall flat on his lace. I told him I was trying to get a bug off of him. I never got my kiss or my 10 dollars! I was in a dance recital A dance recital is a performance of art where dancers performed cheoregraphed maneuvers in front of a silent audience. Dance recitals are usually done in opera houses or places of performing art and people usually dress up in either dress clothes or formal clothes, depending on the , and I was nervous. I was supposed to roll a hula-hoop onto the stage, do a cartwheel, and then grab the hoop. Well, I rolled the hula-hoop right into the orchestra pit, hitting two violin players. The conductor was so peeved peeve tr.v. peeved, peev·ing, peeves To cause to be annoyed or resentful. See Synonyms at annoy. n. 1. A vexation; a grievance. 2. . The night of my 14th birthday, my mom told me to dress up because she was taking me to dinner. I got out of the shower and realized I had forgotten to shave, I covered my legs in shaving cream and headed downstairs to ask my mom if t could borrow a razor. As soon as I hit the living room, people yelled yell v. yelled, yell·ing, yells v.intr. To cry out loudly, as in pain, fright, surprise, or enthusiasm. v.tr. To utter or express with a loud cry. See Synonyms at shout. n. "Surprise!" I stood there in my towel with shaving cream dripping down my legs, while all my friends laughed their heads off. It was horrible! I was at a ski resort with a few friends, and a really cute dude asked if I wanted to race downhill. We grabbed our snowboards and started off. I was ahead ... until I ran straight into a bush. That was the finishing line for me. I was a bridesmaid at my aunt's wedding. I was walking faster and faster down the aisle when I realized I was standing on the train of my aunt's bridal gown. She took a step forward, and the bottom of her dress ripped, exposing her underwear! I don't think I'll ever be asked to be a bridesmaid again. I was at a Christmas party and decided to stand under the mistletoe to see what might happen. My crush came over and asked me to go outside and talk, since the music was loud. Once outside, I found out that, because the mistletoe had been hung so low, it was stuck in my hair! My crush had to untangle it and get it out for me. |
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