And how was your day? Marco oh-no.

My sister and I were playing Marco Polo at the pool. It was my turn to be "it," so I called out, "Marco!" My sister yelled, "Polo!" so I went in for the kill. I pinched her butt and said, "Gotcha!" I opened my eyes and realized I had just grabbed an ugly man's rear end.

I asked my mom if t could get some thong underwear. I thought all was OK until I overheard her on the phone with her best friend--who happens to be my crush's mom--saying, "My little baby wants to wear a thong. Can you believe it? She's growing up too fast." I wanted to die.

I was at the beach with my friends during spring break. My new bikini was a little big, but I still wore it. Just as I jumped over a big wave, my friends cracked up. My top had come off, and I was flashing everyone--including the hot lifeguard.

My mom dropped me off at a friend's house for a sleepover. As my friends met me at the door, my mother screamed from the car, "No R-rated movies, and no soda pop after 7 p.m.!" I'm 16.

My class went on a field trip to a nearby lake. I went into a panic when I realized I'd lost my purse. The entire class searched a half hour before I figured out it was in my beach bag the whole time.

I was giggling and goofing off in the pool with my BFF. Out of nowhere, the lifeguard asked if I needed a bandage. Turns out I had gotten my period, and he thought I was bleeding from a cut after he noticed blood in the pool.

My crush and I got into a huge water-balloon fight at the spring fair. It was really embarrassing when I had to walk through the crowds with my bra and underwear showing through my soaking wet T-shirt and shorts.

My mom dropped me off at my crush's house for a date, and I thought she'd say goodbye without the whole hug-and-kiss ordeal. Not! She got out of the car in the driveway and grabbed me with her arms wide open. I prayed my crush wouldn't see. Well, he was watching from the window and didn't let it go all night.

I was at a fancy restaurant, and the waiter was a hottie. I tried to be sophisticated, but I knocked over my water glass and spilled it all over myself ... and the cute waiter.

I was having a boy-girt pool party at my house when my mom called me over to her. She turned me around and tied my bikini top super-tight, and said loudly, "I don't want you to expose yourself." Everyone heard.

My friend came to my b-day party wearing a shirt that was not my style. She asked if I liked it, and I responded, "It's not really me, but it looks great on you." When I opened my present from her, it was the exact same shirt!

I was up to bat during a softball game, and my mom stood up and screamed, "Go, Kater-Tater!" I could have killed her. And struck out.