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And how was your day? Can't top this one.


My crush invited me to his pool party, so I bought a new bikini Bikini (bēkē`nē), atoll, c.2 sq mi (5.2 sq km), W central Pacific, one of the Ralik Chain, Marshall Islands. It comprises 36 islets on a reef 25 mi (40 km) long.  just to impress him. When I got to the party, he said, "I'm so glad you made it. Jump in!" I did a cannonball but, when I came up for air, he said, "Hey aren't you going to go grab your top?" I could have died!

I was extremely excited about starting in the season's first basketball game, and I wound up getting the tip-off. I ran down the court as fast as I could and made a perfect lay-up, then headed back up the court with a huge smile on my face. But when I glanced at my boyfriend, he was cracking up. I had scored in the wrong basket.

I was excited to wear my new flippy (storage) flippy - /flip'ee/ A single-sided floppy disk altered for double-sided use by addition of a second write-notch, so called because it must be flipped over for the second side (the "flip side") to be accessible. Used in the Commodore 1541 and elsewhere. No longer common.  mini skirt but, as I was walking to my friend's house, some boys were giggling behind me. I was just like, "Ugh, stupid boys." Later, I discovered that my skirt was tucked into my underwear!

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 and I spotted my crush in the food court at the mall. We slipped into a boutique, and I figured my crush would notice me if I tried on something really hot and pre tended to show it off to my BFF. So I put on these jeans and strapless strap·less  
adj.
Having no strap or straps, as a dress or an undergarment.

n.
A garment having no strap or straps.


strapless
Adjective
 top. My crush saw me, so I started walking toward him. But the burglar alarm went off, and two security guards asked me to return the "stolen" clothes and leave the store. Now, my crush calls me a criminal!

My softball softball, variant of baseball played with a larger ball on a smaller field. Invented (1888) in Chicago as an indoor game, it was at various times called indoor baseball, mush ball, playground ball, kitten ball, and, because it was also played by women, ladies'  team had a tournament, and I was up to bat. The umpire was trying to tell me something, but l just ignored him and got into my batting stance. My coach called a time-out. Turns out there was a big rip This article is about a physics concept. For the Massively Multiplayer Online (MMO) Game Network, see The Big Rip.

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 in the back of my softball shorts.

I was shopping for summer clothes with my BFF. I picked up a cool piece and said, "I really like this skirt. I think I'll try it on!" The saleswoman cracked up and said, "That's a tube top!"

It was the last day of school, and my crush was staring at me. I thought, "Oh, gosh. He likes me!" He came over, and I was so excited until he said, "Doesn't that sunburn sunburn, inflammation of the skin caused by actinic rays from the sun or artificial sources. Moderate exposure to ultraviolet radiation is followed by a red blush, but severe exposure may result in blisters, pain, and constitutional symptoms.  hurt?" I had gotten a little too much sun earlier that week. So much for my crush liking me.

I was sitting next to my crush and his very hot buddy at camp. I leaned forward to say something to my friend, who was sitting in front of me. When I sat back up, the hottie said, "Red and purple polka dots polka dots
Noun, pl

a regular pattern of small bold spots on a fabric
 today?" I had no idea what he was talking about until he said, "You were leaning over a long way."

At a wrestling meet, my friends and I sat in the front row near these hot guys from the opposing team. I noticed one of the cuties had left his seat, and I said out loud, "Hey! Where'd that one really cute guy go?" He was standing right behind me.

My BF and this other guy I know both handed me their yearbooks to sign. I got mixed up and wrote, "I love you so much," in the other dude's book!

The most popular girl in school told me to come to her pool party. But when I arrived, someone asked me why I had my bathing suit on. It was a regular birthday party. There was no pool!
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Publication:Girls' Life
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Date:Jun 1, 2005
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