And another thing...

Byline: Tam Cowan 

THANKS to all the readers who didn't mind me making a monkey out of them after revealing you can see your old school photos at www.worldschoolphotographs.com

Particularly Alan Pollen who says he didn't realise he used to be in the same class as Wayne Rooney.

Oh yeah, and thanks also to the 250,000 readers who pointed out the time 02:03:04 05/06/07 doesn't actually kick in until June... and not May as I suggested.

As Elizabeth McManus was quite right to say: "No wonder you had so much sympathy last week for a daftie like George Bush."

Veteran DJ David 'Diddy' Hamilton has just snapped up the personalised number plate D1DDY. Who he bought it from remains a mystery, but the smart money says we can whittle it down to one of three goalkeepers currently playing for Hibs.

Health experts reckon boiled eggs for breakfast can help you lose weight. I think their theory is based on the exercise you'll get a few hours later when everyone else in the office tells you to get up and open a window.

My Hamilton pal Chick insists this is true, but I reckon he's pulling my plonker. After his sister started a new job recently with the Samaritans, he says she phoned in sick last Thursday... and someone managed to talk her out of it.