And How Was Your Day?

I helped my BF's mom carry dinner outside for a picnic. I took the bread out and went back to the kitchen for the ravioli. I picked up the serving dish and walked right into the screen door. The screen ripped, the plate shattered, the ravioli spilled all over the new white carpet, and the dog ran over to eat the whole dinner. I wasn't invited over for dinner again!

My crush came to my first volleyball game of the season. I looked in the stands and flashed him my best smile as something hit me hard--the ball. I ended up in the hospital with a slight concussion. At least my crush sent me flowers.

The first day of school, I used a new foundation to cover my zits. I looked great-until it started raining outside during gym. The foundation ran down my face and onto my clothes, There were brown stains all over my new white tank.

My BFF lives across the street from my crush. I spent the night at her house and changed into my Pis. I didn't realize I was changing in front of the window. Plus, I was dancing like crazy to 'NSync. My crush told everyone at school the next day.

I was "chatting" on the Internet with this boy Dan from class. I like him as a friend but nothing more. My mom called me to help with dinner, and my sister got on my computer. She told Dan I was madly in love with him and wanted to be his girlfriend. The next day, he told everyone I was his cyber girl. Yikes!

My first day of high school, had no idea where my classes were. I was so happy when I found biology class. I sat down next to this really hot guy. When the teacher called roll, she didn't read my name. I realized I was in the wrong class when she started teaching English. Oops!

We were reading aloud from our textbooks in science class when someone farted--and it wasn't me, I swear! Everyone blamed me, and I almost broke into tears. Worse yet, my teacher said, "It's OK. Everyone does it. lust admit it." I threw a fit, and the girl who really let it out slid slowly down her seat. Wait 'til I'm alone with her.

At my after--school program, we were playing dodge ball. I threw the ball at my crush and ran--smack into the pole of the monkey bars. Ouch! My nickname is Unicorn from the bump I had.

My dad and I were at the bookstore when I tripped headfirst into a display of neatly stacked books. Not only did I wreck the display, but I broke the "50% off" sign. Dad walked out, embarrassed to be seen with me.

During PE, we were practicing hurdles. I knocked the first hurdle over and fell flat on my face. All the hot guys in my grade laughed at me. It was embarrassing and funny at the same time.

I was playing with green Play-Doh on the bus and sat in some. Everyone pointed at my rear as I tried to scrape it off. It was still stuck, and I had to walk around all day with green stuff on my butt.