Amy courts trouble; RESULT!

Byline: DEREK McGOVERN; JOHN SHAW

SHE'S not that bright that Amy Winehouse. Asked during her court case last week if it was the first time she'd been up before the beak, Amy said she couldn't answer because she had no idea what time the beak got up. And when she was asked if she put her highly public misdemeanours down to binge drinking, she nodded her head and promised not to drink another binge again.

Following high-profile court cases involving pop idol Winehouse and Kop idol Steven Gerrard, not to mention a potential legal scrap for Jude Law for allegedly punching a female photographer (presumably with the long arm of the Law), bookies Hills are asking which celeb will be arrested next. All celebrities have their 15 minutes of shame, so it's no surprise Jordan is evens favourite - she's had 15 years of it.

Of the top six three are female, two are male, and the other is George Michael.

Hills list 15 celebrities and only those 15 count. You can make that 14 because the 100-1 outsider is Michael Owen, who will surely not trouble the law unless they make it a crime to be seen with an offensive team.

Next celebrity arrested: Evs K Price, 7-4 A Winehouse, 5-2 P Doherty, 9-2 G Michael, 6-1 S Gerrard, 8-1 N Campbell, 10-1 J Law, D Drogba, 16-1 K Moss, R Crowe, P Geldof, 20-1 B Spears, R Brand, 33-1 R Williams, 100-1 M Owen.

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