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All quiet on the eastern frontier


"Welcome to The Border Inn", reads the sign in Philip Ross's hands. A nice touch, but not entirely necessary. He is wearing a fleece printed with huskies. Even without the dogs emblazoned across his chest, we would have clocked him at Kuusamo airport Kuusamo Airport is an airport in Kuusamo, Finland (IATA: KAO, ICAO: EFKS). Airlines and destinations
  • Finnair (Helsinki)
  • Finncomm Airlines (Helsinki)
 immediately. He stands stock still amid a gaggle of over-excited ski reps, who flirt with each other and brandish bran·dish  
tr.v. bran·dished, bran·dish·ing, bran·dish·es
1. To wave or flourish (a weapon, for example) menacingly.

2. To display ostentatiously. See Synonyms at flourish.

n.
 clipboards at new arrivals. As they shepherd their charges into coaches bound for the ski resort of Ruka, we jump into Philip's 4x4, destination: somewhere near the Russian border.

Perhaps the husky sweatshirt is ironic, I think, as we head east along an arrow straight, icy road. But it soon becomes clear that dog sledding is not just a livelihood for Philip, it's an all-consuming obsession. He talks of nothing else. The journey passes quickly with tales of arduous sled races, a rundown of the individual characteristics of (almost) all of his 67 dogs and reminiscences about dogs he's loved and lost.

An hour later, ensconced en·sconce  
tr.v. en·sconced, en·sconc·ing, en·sconc·es
1. To settle (oneself) securely or comfortably: She ensconced herself in an armchair.

2.
 in the pine-clad basement of The Border Inn, Philip's home and our base for the week, the first thing he does is switch on the telly. "There's something I want to show you," he says. It's a video of him dog sledding. With a Boney M soundtrack.

Well, there's no doubting the man's authenticity. Which is reassuring when you're about to set off on a four-day dog-sledding expedition into the wild. The plan is to travel in a big loop, averaging 30-35km a day and spending the night in remote cabins. But first we have to get naked.

Philip; his friend Ant, a former client who loved the experience so much he came back to help out; young Rob, whose parents gave him the trip as an 18th birthday present; my boyfriend, Rory; and Richard, a retired architect, all pile into the sauna. I'm invited to sauna with Philip's wife, Mira, and their two young daughters. I try to hide my awkwardness at meeting someone for the first time starkers stark·ers  
adj. Chiefly British Slang
Stark naked.



[Alteration of stark naked.]

Adj. 1.
, and make small talk in the 100C heat.

The next morning, we pull on our snowsuits for the first time and head out to meet the dogs. There are traditional white huskies with piercing blue eyes Blue eyes are eyes that have blue irises (see eye color), and may also refer to:
  • IBM have a project named "BlueEyes" to develop computational devices that mimic perception.
  • Old blue eyes is also a common reference to Frank Sinatra and Sven-Göran Eriksson.
, but also smaller, black Norwegian huskies, and grandest of all, gorgeous Freddy, the top dog, half setter, half Siberian husky Siberian husky, breed of medium-sized, muscular working dog whose origins date back thousands of years in Siberia. It stands from 20 to 23 1-2 in. (50.8–59.7 cm) high at the shoulder and weighs from 35 to 60 lb (15.9–27.2 kg). . The dogs are adorable, bright-eyed, sleek-coated and frisky frisk·y  
adj. frisk·i·er, frisk·i·est
Energetic, lively, and playful: a frisky kitten.



frisk
. They snarl at each other but are pushovers with people.

Father Christmas-style sleds are dragged out of storage and the dogs are let out of their enclosures. Thirty-five huskies charge towards us, barking, yelping yelp  
v. yelped, yelp·ing, yelps

v.intr.
To utter a short, sharp bark or cry: excited dogs yelping; yelped in pain when the bee stung.

v.tr.
, howling and haring up and down the driveway like they're on doggy speed. It's chaos. The four of us are introduced to our own teams and handed a bundle of harnesses.

This is the moment I realise that behind Philip's gruffness is a sense of humour Noun 1. sense of humour - the trait of appreciating (and being able to express) the humorous; "she didn't appreciate my humor"; "you can't survive in the army without a sense of humor"
sense of humor, humor, humour
. My boyfriend's team includes three sisters: Wibble, Wobble wobble /wob·ble/ (wob´'l) to move unsteadily or unsurely back and forth or from side to side. See under hypothesis.

wob·ble
n.
1.
 and Wu. I am laughing so much watching him race around the yard, shouting "Wibble! Wobble! Wu!", that I can barely hold on to the dogs, let alone harness them up.

After what feels like hours, the dogs are paired and matched to their sleds and we're ready to roll. They are making even more of a racket now, straining on the ropes. Finally, we get the signal from Philip, I raise my foot, the sled hurtles forward, the canine chorus abates, and we're off.

Silence. We fly out of the gate and into the forest and suddenly I get it. It's the most amazing feeling, gliding through this fairytale land where everything is pure and white and glittery. The world looks like it's been frozen forever. The fir trees are tall and crisp and splendid in their white coats, the branches sparkling like Christmas decorations. It's hard to imagine that the spell will be broken and that the snow-laden trees glinting in the sun or the frozen lakes as smooth and delectable as icing will ever defrost de·frost  
v. de·frost·ed, de·frost·ing, de·frosts

v.tr.
1. To remove ice or frost from: defrosted the windshield.

2. To cause to thaw.

v.
 and come back to life.

The practice run lasts an hour and much to our surprise, no-one falls off. When it's time It's Time was a successful political campaign run by the Australian Labor Party (ALP) under Gough Whitlam at the 1972 election in Australia. Campaigning on the perceived need for change after 23 years of conservative (Liberal Party of Australia) government, Labor put forward a  to turn back I feel like a kid who doesn't want to go home for tea - I want to stay out and play in this wonderland. But we head back to the lodge, where Mira is preparing reindeer stew with lingenberries. It's the only time we see reindeer during the entire week.

Day two is the big one - the start of our adventure. We take the bare necessities Bare Necessities may refer to:
  • Bare Necessities (TV series), a BBC2 television survival show.
  • Bare Necessities (company), a New Jersey-based retailer of brand name and designer lingerie, hosiery and men's underwear.
, most of which are blocks of frozen meat for the dogs, although I'm pleased to see beer and wine count as necessities. Same routine: the dogs go bonkers, barking for 45 minutes until we finally set off. The sled jerks forward and whoosh whoosh   also woosh
n.
1. A sibilant sound: the whoosh of the high-speed elevator.

2. A swift movement or flow; a rush or spurt.

intr.v.
, we're weaving through the forest and out onto the empty expanse of the lake.

Each of us drives our own sled, pulled by six dogs. We travel in single file, with Philip up ahead, dead cool, smoking and listening to his iPod. I wonder what's on What's On (Traditional Chinese: 熒幕八爪娛) is a weekly half-hour TV series that airs on Fairchild Television. Format
Originally started in 1996, the show is currently the longest-running program in Fairchild Television history.
 it. Boney M? Motivational music for mushers? For the rest of us (abuse) for The Rest Of Us - (From the Macintosh slogan "The computer for the rest of us") 1. Used to describe a spiffy product whose affordability shames other comparable products, or (more often) used sarcastically to describe spiffy but very overpriced products.

2.
, the world is silent, as if someone's pressed the mute button. It is utterly, unnervingly still too. There's no breeze, nothing moves, not even the spindliest twig TWIG - Tree-Walking Instruction Generator.

A code generator language. ML-Twig is an SML/NJ variant.

["Twig Language Manual", S.W.K. Tijang, CS TR 120, Bell Labs, 1986].
.

The track varies, at times cutting through woods where we duck low branches, then out again into the emptiness; occasionally, we come to a hill and have to get off the sleds and run behind, jumping back on just in time before it hurtles down the other side, the wind bringing tears to our eyes. The air is so cold and fresh it smells of metal.

After four hours we turn into a wood, and find ourselves outside a log cabin log cabin or log house, style of home typical of the American pioneer on the Western frontier of the United States in the great westward expansion after 1765. It was constructed with few tools, usually an axe or an adz and an auger. . Inside it's as snug and inviting as Goldilocks'. We're knackered knackered

slang for being so exhausted or decrepit that a horse is suitable only for the knacker's yard.
. Standing on the back of a sled for four hours is surprisingly tiring. But chores come first - it's down to the lake to collect water. If Bear Grylls <noinclude></noinclude> Edward Michael "Bear" Grylls (born 7 June 1974), known as Bear Grylls, is a British mountaineer, adventurer, author, television presenter, and motivational speaker.  were here he'd probably crack the ice with his bare hands, and have a quick dip for good measure. We bore down with a giant drill and fill two old milk pails with the brown-coloured but clean water. Standing in the middle of the lake, I wonder aloud what it looks like in summer. "Where there's trees, that's woods, and where there ain't no trees, that's water," comes Ant's retort. Stupid question, I guess.

The "bedroom", with a double bed and a bunk on top, is just off the dining room table. It's spacious compared with the cubby hole in the eaves above the sauna that Richard has to sleep in. He emerges the next morning pink faced - he's been slow-cooked in his sleeping bag overnight.

Philip's three favourite dogs are allowed into the cabin; they curl up on the floor, doubling up as foot warmers. With six of us, the three dogs, the sauna fired up, candles lit and dinner on the go, the cabin soon heats up until it's positively steamy and we start to shed layers. The guys troop into the sauna, and out 20 minutes later dripping sweat. There's not a whole lot to do in a cabin in the middle of nowhere. You can go ice-fishing with a comedy, Noddy-sized rod and toddler-sized stool - and a lot of patience. The likelihood of a bite seems miniscule min·is·cule  
adj.
Variant of minuscule.

Adj. 1. miniscule - very small; "a minuscule kitchen"; "a minuscule amount of rain fell"
minuscule
. Or you can eat, convinced you need to double your normal calorie-intake to stave off the cold. No sooner have we scoffed tea and hotdogs on our arrival, than dinner is served, massive plates of pasta or curry or stew.

The next day I wake up freezing. It's -7 outside and -5 inside. Cold, but not cold enough, according to Philip. The ideal for dog racing is -20 - warmer weather makes the dogs lethargic.

The temperature seems to slow us down, too. It takes us about four hours to get ready - about three of which involve us getting dressed, layer upon thermal layer, until we're wrapped up like Michelin men and bumble out of the cabin. We eventually set off at midday. Hello, white world! A day driving the sleds has made us more confident, but no more adept. One by one, we fall off. At one point I turn round to see an empty ghost-sled flying through the forest, with Richard nowhere to be seen. He emerges five minutes later cadging a lift with Ant. Rounding a corner, I tip over into a snow drift, and lie there flailing like an upturned beetle. Watson, Sherlock and the rest of my dog team are long gone. I lollop lol·lop  
intr.v. lol·loped, lol·lop·ing, lol·lops
1. To move with a bobbing motion.

2. Chiefly British To lounge about; loll.



[Alteration of loll.
 after them in knee-deep snow.

Our second lodge is a pretty dove-grey cabin. It too is like something out of a storybook sto·ry·book  
n.
A book containing a collection of stories, usually for children.

adj.
Occurring in or resembling the style or content of a storybook: storybook characters; a storybook romance.
. Five single beds in a row pull down from the wall but instead of the three bears, the six of us and the dogs have to squeeze onto the beds. Cosy is the operative word. Someone snores until they're prodded and told to shut up. I wake up to the sight of Ant's naked backside a few feet from my face. "Morning!" he chimes.

Bare bums are less alarming than the smell of the dogs. Three large dogs, a protein rich diet, small enclosed space . . . I'll spare you the details, but it's not pleasant. Outside, where the rest of the pack lie chained up in pairs, the snow is far from pure. I walk around with a scarf wrapped round my face until we're well away and back in the wilderness where all is pure and clean. Philip thinks I'm a complete wuss.

Once we're on the way, the dogs know exactly where they're going. Thank goodness. It would be impossible to navigate your way through this nothingness noth·ing·ness  
n.
1. The condition or quality of being nothing; nonexistence.

2. Empty space; a void.

3. Lack of consequence; insignificance.

4. Something inconsequential or insignificant.
. There are no distinguishing features, just mile upon mile of white under a grey sky. Occasionally we come across a wooden border post marking the frontier with Russia, and on the third day we spot a lookout post but see no guards. In fact, we see no one, full stop. And no wildlife, bar the occasional snow grouse grouse, common name for a game bird of the colder parts of the Northern Hemisphere. There are about 18 species. Grouse are henlike terrestrial birds, protectively plumaged in shades of red, brown, and gray.  and a lone woodpecker woodpecker, common name for members of the Picidae, a large family of climbing birds found in most parts of the world. Woodpeckers typically have sharp, chisellike bills for pecking holes in tree trunks, and long, barbed, extensible tongues with which they impale .

On the final day, we pass through a wooded area that Philip has dubbed the Martian Army, where the snow is particularly thick on the trees, making them look like strange creatures marching up and over the hill. It's spectacularly pretty but also slightly sinister, as if the trees are closing in on us. We stop for photos but don't hang around. Instead we career downhill on our way back to the main lodge, almost taking off as we gather speed.

To welcome us back, Mira has prepared a celebratory meal - lamb fillets and red wine. The conversation, of course, is about the dogs. Philip's off again, going over the details of next weekend's race, the gruelling 320km Pasvik Trail. But this time, I listen and understand why he is so excited, for I too want to experience once more the lurch of the sled and the thrill of being pulled into that soundless, white world.

Way to go

Getting there

A seven-night dog sledding trip from The Border Inn (theborderinn.com) costs &pound;1,350pp land only, inc all food and equipment, available between December 21 2008 and April 19 2009, through Spirit of Adventure (01822 88027, spirit-of-adventure.com). You can try cross-country skiing or snow-shoeing on the final day at a nearby centre. There's also a sledding and snowmobiling break. Spirit of Adventure can arrange flights to Kuusamo from Gatwick from &pound;250 rtn.

Further informationvisitfinland.com.

Dreaming of a white Christmas?

Pyrenees, France

Why should skiers have all the fun? Strap a pair of snowshoes snowshoes, footgear enabling the wearer to walk on soft snow without sinking. A snowshoe consists of a light frame of tough wood or aluminum, roughly the shape of a large tennis racket, which is strung with caribou skin or other material and is attached to the shoe  on and you too can reach higher ground with spectacular views of the surrounding peaks. Based at La Feniere, a cosy five-room mountain lodge, Exodus's Winter Walk and Snowshoe Snowshoe

a recently recognized cat breed; it is a medium- to large-sized cat with blue eyes, and coat color similar to a sealpoint or bluepoint Siamese, but with a white nose, chin, and ventral midline, and white boots on all feet.
 tour comprises eight days of walks, where, if necessary, the guides will find snow by heading for higher ground.

&#8226; Departs on Dec 21, returning on Dec 28. From &pound;725pp inc flights, accommodation, most food, snowshoes and guide (0845 863 9601, exodus.co.uk).

Russia

You'll have to wrap up warm, but it's worth it for a Russian Christmas. On The Go's group tour starts in Moscow, taking in Red Square, Gorky Park and the Kremlin, before heading across the wintry win·try   also win·ter·y
adj. win·tri·er also win·ter·i·er, win·tri·est also win·ter·i·est
1. Belonging to or characteristic of winter; cold.

2.
 landscape via the ancient town of Pskov to St Petersburg and its Hermitage Collection and Winter Palace. Christmas Day in the Pskov area involves a morning at the stunning 14th century Pechory monastery, followed by ice-skating or cross-country ski. Naturally, there'll be no shortage of vodka to stave off the cold.

&#8226; Nine-day Christmas, Kremlins & Tsars tour departs on Dec 20 and costs from &pound;838pp, inc return flights but not visas - about an extra &pound;105 (020 7371 1113, onthegotours.com).

Kander Valley, Switzerland

Christmas in picture-book Kandersteg includes horse-drawn sleigh rides, torchlit strolls, a fondue evening and a gala dinner on Christmas Eve. Santa will pay a visit, bearing gifts for the children. There are plenty of activities for non-skiers too, including winter walking, snow-shoeing and curling.

&#8226; Five nights' half board at the Hotel Victoria, departing on Dec 21, from &pound;828pp (children 2-5 from &pound;290), inc flights from Heathrow and transfers, 01653 617906, inntravel.co.uk.

Reykjavik, Iceland

During the festive season, Reykjavik is aglow with hundreds of lights and plays host to numerous concerts.

Then there's the legendary nightlife, which steps up a gear at this time of year.

&#8226; The four-night Festive Reykjavik tour break from &pound;786pp including flights, transfers, accommodation at the Radisson SAS (1) (SAS Institute Inc., Cary, NC, www.sas.com) A software company that specializes in data warehousing and decision support software based on the SAS System. Founded in 1976, SAS is one of the world's largest privately held software companies. See SAS System.  Hotel Saga on a B&B basis and tours. Discover The World (01737 218 800, discover-the-world.co.uk)

Cappadocia, Turkey

In winter, when the bizarre rock formations are covered in snow, the otherworldly landscape of Cappadocia, one of the world's oldest inhabited places, looks even more magical than usual. Stay in a cave hotel such as the 16-room Kelebek or the luxurious Serinn House, and emerge from your Troglodyte (jargon) troglodyte - (Commodore) 1. A hacker who never leaves his cubicle. The term "Gnoll" (from Dungeons & Dragons) is also reported.

2. A curmudgeon attached to an obsolescent computing environment.
 dwelling for hot-air balloon rides over the snowy moonscapes and excursions to hidden valleys, the underground city of Kaymaklo, the citadel of Uchisar and frescoed churches carved out of the rock.

&#8226; A week including two hot air balloon This article is about hot air balloons themselves. For the associated activity, see Hot air ballooning.

The hot air balloon is the oldest successful human-carrying flight technology, dating back to its invention by the Montgolfier brothers in Annonay,
 flights, two full-day tours (with lunch) and transfers starts at &pound;770pp, excluding flights (020 8761 5605, journeyanatolia.com).
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