All at sea after a real dream end.Byline: MIKE LOCKLEY MY wife has confessed to a 'terrible' dream. I have a book which reveals the meaning of dreams. Julie's means she wants to kill me and get the neighbour to help dispose of the body, the guide says helpfully. Strange man, our neighbour. He wouldn't lend me his screwdriver, but is happy to take care of a corpse. I, too, have troubled nights crowded with bizarre dreams. Three times last week I dreamed I cycled full-pelt into the sea and kept going until submerged under salt water. It's to do with career failure and concerns over my own virility Virility See also Beauty, Masculine; Brawniness. Fury, Sergeant archetypal he-man. [Comics: “Sergeant Fury and His Howling Commandos” in Horn, 607–608] Henry, John , says the book. On Monday I had the same dream, but this time Baywatch babe Pamela Anderson saved me, gave the kiss of life kiss of life n. Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. and before long we were romping on the beach. I looked that up. The book said: "You suffer delusions of grandeur Noun 1. delusions of grandeur - a delusion (common in paranoia) that you are much greater and more powerful and influential than you really are delusion, psychotic belief - (psychology) an erroneous belief that is held in the face of evidence to the contrary : Pamela Anderson doesn't go for men on bicycles, particularly cyclists encountering career failure and virility problems." It advised me to stick to the dream where I simply rode into the sea and drowned. I've got more chance of fulfilling that one. The guide also warned: "Don't tell your partner - she'll dream of killing you and secretly disposing of the body." |
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