Aliens Invade Las Vegas Monorail; Klingons, Borg, Ferengi, Romulans and Andorians Astonish Monorail Executives and the Media in a Dramatic Arrival in Las Vegas.LAS VEGAS Las Vegas (läs vā`gəs), city (1990 pop. 258,295), seat of Clark co., S Nev.; inc. 1911. It is the largest city in Nevada and the center of one of the fastest-growing urban areas in the United States. -- A delegation of 12 intergalactic in·ter·ga·lac·tic adj. Being or occurring between galaxies: intergalactic space. in aliens suddenly appeared from a wall of fog that engulfed the monorail monorail, railway system that uses cars that run on a single rail. Typically the rail is run overhead and the cars are either suspended from it or run above it. station at the Las Vegas Hilton The Las Vegas Hilton is a hotel, casino, and convention center in Las Vegas, Nevada. It is a joint venture between Colony Capital, which owns 60 percent, and New York City-based REIT Whitehall Street Real Estate Funds, which owns the remaining 40 percent. this morning. "From the farthest reaches of the universe we have watched the Las Vegas Monorail The Robert N. Broadbent Las Vegas Monorail is a mass transit system located in Las Vegas, Nevada, USA. It is owned and operated by the Las Vegas Monorail Company. For tax purposes, the Monorail is registered as a charity, which is allowed under Nevada law since the Monorail operate flawlessly since the Earth month of January," proclaimed Lieutenant Commander Voq'ha, a member of the Klingon Security Contingency on the Star Trek: The Experience Time Station. "We consider this invasion a peaceful reconnaissance mission and plan to learn more about the monorail which we have identified as the most technologically advanced public-transit system in the Milky Way galaxy Milky Way Galaxy Large spiral galaxy (roughly 150,000 light-years in diameter) that contains Earth's solar system. It includes the multitude of stars whose light is seen as the Milky Way, the irregular luminous band that encircles the sky defining the plane of the galactic ." "It is an unprecedented honor to welcome this prestigious delegation to Earth," said Curtis Myles, president and CEO (1) (Chief Executive Officer) The highest individual in command of an organization. Typically the president of the company, the CEO reports to the Chairman of the Board. of the Las Vegas Monorail Co. "We intend to openly share our public-transit technologies with Lieutenant Commander Voq'ha and the other delegates, and we will communicate them as necessary during their three-month mission." Immediately following a short presentation by Lieutenant Commander Voq'ha, Myles and members of the Las Vegas Monorail Co. board of directors gave a personal tour of the monorail to the VIAs (very important aliens). From Sept. 22 to Dec. 22, 2005, members of the alien delegation will ride the Las Vegas Monorail five days per week from 9:30 a.m. to 10:30 a.m. and 4:30 p.m. to 5:30 p.m. Earthling riders of the Las Vegas Monorail will be encouraged by monorail security guards to interact with the aliens who will ride the monorail train that has been imaged by Star Trek: The Experience at the Las Vegas Hilton. "In anticipation of this momentous occasion, last year we imaged the interior and exterior of one monorail train in a Star Trek theme to make the VIAs feel more comfortable during a mission to Earth," said Jerry Helms, vice president, Star Trek: The Experience at the Las Vegas Hilton. "We're confident this environment will be conducive to their research and also create an exciting and entertaining experience for the millions of people who ride the Las Vegas Monorail." |
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