Adam Dyet, Lizard King abuse their time-travel Green Room privileges.

SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH -- Details have emerged surrounding the mysterious phrase "Green Room" which is often uttered by Adam Dyet, Lizard King and a handful of other dubious dudes. The term was usually considered some stoner inside joke, but the truth has shocking revelations. Apparently, Green Room is the name of an interdimensional vortex outside of Salt Lake City. The wormhole warps the time/space continuum and makes time travel possible. Legend has it that years ago an unskilled but determined young skater was trying to learn 360[degrees] kickflips. He crouched into a bail over and over, trying to get the pop and flip timed right. During one trick set-up, his concentrated energy exertion reached critical mass and he collapsed into a super-nova, thus creating the wormhole. Despite the breath-taking possibilities of time travel to cure diseases and end world hunger, Dyet and Lizard King have so far only used the portal to get super-chronic from the year 3000.