Articles from AP News (September 14, 2006)

Title	Author	Type	Words
Austrians Urged to Count Dog Droppings			171
Baby Biggest Ever Born at Conn. Hospital			223
Backup Punter May Have Stabbed Starter	PAT GRAHAM		574
Boy Gets Handcuffed to Stuffed Reindeer			214
China Busts Sewage Pipe Smuggling Ring			171
Cops Say Teacher 'Sucker Punched' Coach			241
Dad Breaks Leg Trying to Cure Phobia			202
Man Accused of Biting U.S. Border Guard			167
Pig Withstands Tasers, Cops on U.S. 41			183
Rage Over MySpace Photo Leads to Arrest			129
Tape Shows Worker Apparently Keying Car			254
Thousands of Shanghainese Lament Moniker			215
Va. Mouse-In-Soup Scam Draws 1-Year Term			140
Widow Rented Rotary Phone for 42 Years			265
Woman Pleads in Bizarre Fake Penis Case			210