ANY ENTRANCE STRATEGY?Byline: TOM HOFFARTH How obvious would it be if the Dodgers' real men of genius Real Men of Genius is a popular long-running humorous series of one-minute-long American radio advertisements for Bud Light beer created by copywriter Bob Winter. Each sixty-second ad pays mock tribute to an "unsung hero". took a clipping of the Clippers' postseason strategy and figured out a way this weekend to wiggle into the playoffs just far enough to qualify as the NL wild card rather than go all out for the NL West crown, guaranteeing that their first-round opponent would be the pitching-shaky New York Mets
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