AND ANOTHER THING... NOW HE'S FUNNY.Byline: Des Clarke This article is about the Scottish comedian and TV presenter. For the Irish author and professor, see Desmond Clarke. . For the popular TV character see Des Clarke (Neighbours). . MY fellow Gorbalesian Michael Martin is to be given a peerage. Some people are surprised, but where else would a disgraced politician go? That's right, the House of Lords House of Lords: see Parliament. .. A poll has found that half of men lie to their partners to protect their feelings. The other half are single.. Acheeky airline has made a naked safety demo. Watching them demonstrate the brace position will be worth the cost of the flight alone.. There was the miracle tale of a man surviving a hit by a train going at full speed. Wow. There is a train in this country that can go at full speed. Next you'll be telling me it was on time as well. . Two dwarf Mexican wrestlers have died in a hotel room after being drugged. Shortly before death they were described as dopey and grumpy, though the whereabouts of Snow White and the other five are still unknown.. More Brits will continue to stay indoors this summer due to the hot weather. A trend reluctantly started by Ronnie Biggs.. Scientists have identified the gene that causes swearing. It's Gene Hunt - the guy off Ashes To Ashes Ashes to Ashes may refer to: As a metaphor:
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